Nonny, Oct. 6, 2014: “Anyone else singing 'Yuletide' to the music of 'Rawhide'?” Another nonny obliged:

Coalin' coalin' coalin'

Though the seams are swollen

Keep them Morbanes coalin'

Yuletide

Porn, angst and tropefic

Don't write a nope fic

If they want fluff then no one dies

All the fics I'm writin'

My letter caused a fight in

Coal, so now I'm gonna hide

Beta them

(Write em up!)

Write em up

(Beta them!)

Beta them

Write em up yuuuuletiiiiiiiide