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The Pia Colada Song parody or Oh, it's you

Your Memesis

Date: 2015-06-27 05:09 am (UTC)

I was tired of this nonny, we'd been wanking too long.
And it would come up in each post and she'd always be wrong.
Once when she was keeping quiet, I read my favorite thread.
And among the discussion, there was this comment I read:

“If you like [my little fandom], and writing woobies in pain.
If you're not into trolling and you have half a brain.
If you like talking fic at midnight at the fourth or fifth page.
I'm the nonny you've looked for and can't wait to engage.”

I didn't think it was this nonny, I know that sounds.. kind of dim.
But everyone is a nonny and I really wanted to talk woobies on the meme.
So I replied to this comment, poured out my heart like I'm mad.
And though I'm not fungus poet, I thought it wasn't half bad.

“Yes, I like [my little fandom], and making characters cry.
I'm not much into A/B, but I think both are bi.
I will catch up with you tomorrow, when next post opens up.
And we'll talk about the canon and all the characters, yup.”

But when I saw her comment, it hit me like pile of bricks.
I've seen this nonny comment, I knew all her verbal tics.
It was my memesis nonny, and she said, “Oh, it's you.”
I could have laughed for a moment, but I just said, “Meh, fuck you.”

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