For you, meme.
(Anonymous)
2013-10-09 11:09 pm (UTC)

“Beware the white-hued cock, my son!
The head that weeps, the germs you catch!
Beware the one-eyed snake, and shun
The Benedict Cumberbatch!”

He took his virile sword in hand
Long time the penile foe he sought –
So rested he by the manflesh tree,
And wanked awhile in thought.

And, as in self-abuse he stood,
The white-hued cock, with eye of flame,
Came fapping through the turgid wood,
And bubbled as it came!