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On Whether Chuck is a Nonny
On Dec. 27, a nonny declared, “I am firmly convinced Chuck Tingle is a nonnie. Maybe a bunch of them. Or all the Sunnies. Raking in the dough!”
The day after, in the “Write 100 Words of Kink” thread, a nonny wrote of a velociraptor in a ballpit, leading another to ask, “Has our lord and savior Chuck Tingle blessed us???”
On Jan. 3, 2016, a nonny brought up Chuck’s latest book, //Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn//. Nonny: “Not for the first time, I'm wondering whether he reads FFA.” The thread included speculation about how much money Chuck makes from his books, whether “he’s” actually a collective, and whether his son really does edit his work.
in a 131-comment Jan. 20 thread about Chuck’s latest, //Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt’”//, various nonnies wondered again whether Chuck goes here.
On Feb. 1, meme had a thread about //Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be a Character in a Chuck Tingle Book//. It included yet more opinionating that Chuck is a nonny, more longings for lesbian dinosaur smut, and the sentiment that “Chuck Tingle is too beautiful for this sick earth.”
In that thread, one nonny said, “One of these days Chuck Tingle is going to disappear up his own ass. …I don't mean that in a bad way. It just seems like the next logical step.” The bit before the ellipsis would eventually become the title of Post #418.
On Feb. 5, in a thread titled “Prove Your Superior Logics,” nonny stated, “Chuck Tingle corrected his grammar after we pointed it out and titled his next book with something we suggested. Obviously Chuck Tingle is a Gentlefailer.” On Feb. 18, in “Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon,” a nonny crowed, “Meme likes me! But meme is sometimes disappointed with my SPaG. Sorry, meme. :(” Other nonnies suspected this was Chuck.
In the Mar. 12 thread titled “Our Lord And Savior Chuck Tingle Has Blessed Us Again,” a nonny declared,
Okay, that does it.
/dons tinhat
I am now 100% convinced that:
1) Chuck Tingle is a nonny.
2) Tingle either was here for the Chris Evans' Butthole Thread in which the spacious-living-quarters-inside-anal-cavity notion was discussed at (hilarious) length, or else he dememed ‘butthole’ and found it.”
Another nonny said, “Plot twist: Chuck Tingle and ComicsNix are one and the same.”
Meme’s Apr. 27 discussion of Chuck’s Ask Me Anything thread on Reddit included more speculation about his nonnyhood, especially after Redditors posed the following questions and Chuck answered them:
- “Tingle, be honest with me. Are you a nonnie? Blink twice if yes.”
- “How do you feel about seals, Dr. Tingle?”
- “Will you ever write a Tingler about lady buckaroos?”
