Written for our good friend W.S., to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight/Wimoweh"….
In the reddits, the duchebro reddits,
the Sweater *bleep*s tonight.
In the reddits, the douchebro reddits,
The Sweater lies tonight.
Oh AMA, oh AMA, oh AMA, oh AMA
Oh AMA, oh AMA, oh AMA, oh AMA
Oh AMA, oh AMA, oh AMA, oh AMA
Near the failmeme, the peaceful failmeme
the nonnies sleep tonight.
Near the failmeme, the quiet failmeme
the stans aren't fun tonight.
Oh AMA, oh AMA, oh AMA, oh AMA
Oh AMA, oh AMA, oh AMA, oh AMA
Oh AMA, oh AMA, oh AMA, oh AMA
Hush my nonnie, don't fear my nonnie
The mods sleep tonight.
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling
The Sweater lies outright.