A minor wank: A discussion about the joys of the Subway sandwich restaurant chain led to one nonny complaining about the OP's spelling of “Sammichs.”

A DA replied, "It's retard day on the meme today, you shouldn't be surprised by stupid babyspeak," and, when the ATRT observed that the DA was determined to cause wank, said, "Let me guess, you're too stupid to track, so you flatmeme. The fact that you're too stupid for proper punctuation makes that conclusion pretty easy."Whereupon a mod stepped in and froze things.