In the midst of the nastiness of Sherlock 221b Con Wank, Sherlock 221b Con Wank 2: The Chafening, and TJLC vs JLEG: The Return of the Wankers, a nonny did their best to keep it light, mocking the wankers with beautiful filks.

Wanking away...
I don't know what's left to say
I'll say it anyway…
Today is not my day to remind you

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank on me!
Waaaaaaank meeeeeeeeeeee oooooooooooooon!
I'll reeeeeblooooog in a day or twoooooooooooooooooooo!

– 13 Aug 2016

it's like WAY-ee-aaaaaaank on your tumblr dash
it's a KU-dooooooos when you asked 'em for cash
it's the SCREE-yeen-caaaaaps of your deleted gaffe
well who woulda thought, it figurrrrres

Goody Big Name Fan didn't like a ship
yelled about it online, threw an irl fit
didn't hear no dissent from her friends or her clique
and as the call-outs dug in, she thought
“the fuck is this shit”

it's like WAY-ee-aaaaank turning into a feud
it's de-FEN-sive-neeeeess when you used to accuse
it's a FOLL-o-werrrr with special skills that include
well who woulda thought, it figurrres

– 14 Aug 2016