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MCU Wank
A juggernaut fandom with at least two juggernaut ships (in the case of MCU, Steve/Tony and Steve/Bucky) will inevitably produce so many wank threads that it will be hard to keep track of them all.
This nonny has been tracking Steve/Tony and Marvel 616–related wank in FFA since 2012. That thread contains a daunting list of links. Nonny believes that PervyFicGirl is very likely “Steve/Tony Hating Anon,” whose activity faded out in 2012.
More recently (April 2014), and a little more generally, the common thread “Unpopular Opinions” featured a wank about whether the Marvel Comics Universe is "shallow" or not. One month later, a nonny started a thread called //"captain America is an American pipe dream,"// which combined comics wank with countrywank. Highlights of this thread:
- “He can grace my American pipe dreams any time, unf. Speak freedom to me, baby. And wear more tight-ass clothing while you're at it.”
- “Captain America is just a vehicle for Americans to stroke their inner jingoistic patriotism boner, while still feeling like they're better people than those other guys who are mean jingoistic patriots.” — “No, nonny, it's a vehicle for us to stroke Steve's jingoistic patriotism boner. Mmmm.”
- Speculation about the hypothetical Captain Bosnia, Kapten Sverige, Kaptein Norge, El Capitán Argentina, and (inevitably) Captain Canada
In spring 2015, the release of Agent of Ultron brought a brand-new flavor of MCU wank to FFA. This spoilerrific thread was the earliest example.
