Date: 2016-01-29 03:13 am (UTC)

(Anonymous)

Sang to “Look DOWN” from Les Misérables:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtUwpxGMoek

NONNIES
Look up, look up,
Scroll 'til they pass on by.
Look up, look up,
We'll meme* 'til we say bye.

Misc. ANON 1
Look here, and there,
The wanks we must wade through!

NONNIES
Look up, look up,
It's not just one or two.

Misc. ANON 2
Oh please, a new post,
Oh Sunnies, I implore!

NONNIES
Look up, look up,
This post ain't yet done for.

OEA
I've said my piece
With “SORRY!”s everywhere!

NONNIES
Look up, look up,
The wanks are still aflare.

due South TROLL
When next post comes
We'll beat our drums
For more waaaaank!

NONNIES
Look up, look up,
Scroll 'til they pass on by.

Misc. ANON 3
Look up, Sunnies!
Please, please let this post die!!!

NONNIES
Look up, look up,
Scroll 'til they pass on by.
Look up, look up,
We'll meme 'til we say bye.

SUNNIES
Now gentlefailers, your goal was been won.
Here we are done,
A new post must begun.
You know what that means-

TROLLS
Yes! Open season!

SUNNIES
No!
Follow to the letter our infos and rules,
Else we will act.

TROLLS
We are no bunch of fools.

SUNNIES
We saw what you did.

TROLLS
'Tis clearly oppression!

[BODY FLUIDS] TROLL
The Finnish** language fills me with dread
But I was learning.

NONNIES
We'll screen you again
Unless you stop with the body fluids.

OAA
I know the meaning of all of those words,
But a slave to rules?!

SUNNIES
Five freezes for name calling.
The rest because you were an ass.
No, you don't get a pass.

OTHER TROLLS
But I am ~OEA!~

SUNNIES
And we're Sunnies.
Do not forget our names!
Do not forget,
Fail-Fandom Anons.

NONNIES
Look up, look up,
The Sunnies are all here.
Look up, look up,
We all will persevere.

BRAND NEW ANON
What have we here,
A peaceful comm?
My heart lightens,
And I am, ooh, so delighted!
A new hope beckons.
It makes me want to participate,
Contribute once more in fandom.

*meme is to be pronounced like the French word “même”
**Sorry Finnish nonnies, word from the grapevine is that Finnish is one of the hardest languages to learn well.

N.B. For not including more meme references and better rhymes, I apologize. Also, parallels between Javert/Sunnies, Valjean/nonnies and Valjean/trolls are not intended. The opening chorus fits better with nonnies and the Javert lines better with Sunnies, that's all.

Disclaimer: Meme does not belong to me, nonnies don't belong to me, Sunnies do not belong to me, trolls do not belong to me, and Les Misérables definitely does not belong to me. No copyright infringement intended etc. Don't sue me!