Nov. 11-12, 2015: A thread titled “Favorite Types of Drama/Wank” inevitably drew a response of, “US-centrism with oblivious Americans.”

Before long, another nonny said, “I, on the other hand, have with this thread reached the point of being willing to beg the nonnies to consider, if not outright banning countrywank, at least giving us a break where it all has to be in Latin or something.”

Yet another nonny suggested, “I think we should force them to countrywank in iambic metre, other!covert Sunny.” And so was born this thread (with a small haiku subthread):