(To the tune of The Llama Song)

Here's a Loki

There's a Loki

And another little Loki

Evil Loki

Crying Loki

Loki Loki

THOR

I was a secret Jotun

I lived in Asgard

Was really not expecting

Hulk to kick my ass so hard

My brother really loves me

I hate his stupid face

That is why I cry

and stalk him from place to place.

Did you ever see a Loki?

Kiss a Loki on the Loki?

Loki Loki

Heimdall

Loki Loki

THOR

—July 27, 2012