Jan. 3, 2014: In a thread titled //"top 3 fanfic tropes you NOPE,"// a nonny provided this list:

1. This Character is a Kitten: Let Me Tell You How
2. I Found a Thing; I'm Going to Take it Home and Fuck It
3. You Didn't Rape Me and That Makes You a Hero, especially when followed by I'll Reward You with Fucking

Various nonnies were amused by Item #2. There have been a few references to “take it home and fuck it” since, but, overall, fetch has not been made to happen.