March 5, 2013: A nonny started off the WTF Summaries thread by posting this gem:

STILES HATES CONDOM. He wants Derek to fill him everytime they…you know. Stiles LOVES the sensation. Derek is a werewolf anyway, what disease he could possibly have? His mate needs to relax. Besides, it's not like Stiles can get PREGNANT. Right?

From then on it has always been known that STILES HATE(S) CONDOM.

Re: Bang, Bang, Bang

Date: 2015-03-19 04:34 pm (UTC)

Stiles hate condom
Condom hate Stiles
Till the spunk run dry
Let it spurt for miles
Let us burn like houses
Till the floods abate
Hate Stiles condom
Condom Stiles hate.

By the way, yes, the fic really exists. It seems that STILES HATES CONDOM is no longer capslocked though.