A discussion of the merits of the phrase “first-world problems” got wanktastic after what you might //think// was an innocuous example:

Someone whining that their $6 latte has too much NUTMEG or blowing a gasket because they can't get one-day shipping on their order from Hermes is what I'm thinking of as more in the vein of “really, dude?”

Turns out nutmeg is srs bsnss.

Like Chopped Onion Wank, Nutmeg Wank has been memorialized with a mod icon.|