In January 2013, we wanked about Django Unchained, the Quentin Tarantino movie about slavery in the US South.

At which point an anon was fed up with the wank and decided to bring back the grand tradition of derailing porn. Very odd derailing porn.

Another anon (or possibly the same anon?) was equally fed up and started posting even odder derailing porn to up the stakes, to the delight of many anons.

And then confessed that she was not copying and pasting the derailing porn, but in fact writing it directly into the comment box. This caused the anons to adore her even more, and she added to the story on request.

It was then posted to AO3, although some anons were disappointed by the lack of terrible puns.