(Parody of Tom Petty's “Free Fallin'”)

Re: your postly post of "lol tumblr"

Date: 2014-05-13 08:54 am (UTC)

(Anonymous)

She's a good girl, loves her vajayjay

Loves tampons and tiny thongs, too

She's a good girl, crazy 'bout her piercin'

Loves waxing and vajazzling, too

But her friends, now, livin' in a commune

Mother goddesses, runnin' through the yard

She's gettin' tempted, to quit Big Pharm

She's getting tempted to let it all go –

And she's freeeeeee, freeeeee bleedin'

Yeah she's freeeeeee, freeeeee bleedin'