In a July 2013 thread, in response to a series of comments about the oddness/experimentalness of Fic Recs not being in front of/above the Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon thread, a nonnie asked "Oh god is there going to be Fic Recs/Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon pairing order wank?"

Which naturally immediately made a nonnie write a ficlet for it:

“You topped the last three times,” Unanon growled, showing Fic Recs up against the post and roughly thumbing open the buttons on their jeans. “I'm not your anime uke,” and Unanon bit hard at the junction of shoulder and neck while jerking Recs off.

Recs moaned, trying to spread their legs, hands clenched around Unanon's firm narrow hips. “I'm just looking for that thing I love,” and let their head drop back against the post.

“Give it up,” Unanon demanded. “What you love is me topping – admit it.”

A fierce smile curled up the corners of Rec's mouth. “Make me,” they purred, and claimed Unaon's mouth in a fiery kiss of anonymous passion.