At the end of March 2013, in a thread titled “Naughty things you'd kind of like to do,” one nonny wrote:

Today is a (relatively) warm, sunny day.

I'm sitting next to the window, which I'm thinking of opening to let in some fresh air.

I'm not wearing a shirt right now.

Muhahahaha! Mine is an evil laugh! Let's terrify the neighbors!

She immediately got the reply “Dude, don't sexually assault your neighbors. Geez.” as a recent wank on the subject was fresh in everyone's minds.

Regardless of whether or not the comment was serious, discussion continued on in the meme's usual earnest way. The discussion got into cultural differences between the U.S. and Norway, a relevant legal case, and double standards between male and female nudity before the thread OP returned with:

OP of this sub-thread.

I really don't believe how many of you people are wanking your little bottoms off over this.

The thread is “Naughty things you'd kind of like to do” and the OP of the whole thread said, “Having any assorted, this-would-be-fun-but-ill-advised thoughts today, nonnies?”

I'm not going to open the window with my shirt off. Jumpin' Jeebus on a Jet Powered Pogo Stick.

It's rude to my neighbors, who I do not despise.
It is illegal.
It's just a bad idea.
But it is hilarious to think about doing it.

I'm sure some of you are wanking because you like to “stir up trouble.”

Early 1990s Usenet called, they want their trolls back.