**Don't mess with my fruit soup**
Date: 2015-08-18 11:31 pm (UTC)
(Anonymous)

Don't mess with my fruit soup
Don't mess with my fruit soup
Now you can diss my vichyssoise
But don't mess with my fruit soup

Well, she was born in the blender
The chef liked her kind
He said, “You gonna be special
Ay, you gonna be fine”

Ay, you can take a sniff
But if you so much as sip
You're gonna have yourself a case
I'm gonna break your face

So don't mess with my fruit soup
Don't mess with my fruit soup
Now you can laugh at my gazpacho
But don't mess with my fruit soup

This filk (to the tune of "Don't Mess With My Toot Toot") was written in response to Fruit Soup Wank.