50 Ways to Tag Your Ficlet

Date: 2015-03-01 08:00 pm (UTC)

I'm really curious to know how you can fit 50 things important enough to tag with into 1000 words.

Date: 2015-03-01 08:08 pm (UTC)

~There must be Fifty Ways To Tag Your Ficlet~

Date: 2015-03-01 08:36 pm (UTC)

Tag it non-con, John.

Or maybe it's dub-, Bob.

Label it het, Jet.

How else will they know?

Mark it mpreg, Reg.

Tag A/B/O, Joe,

Make sure it's not gen, Ben,

And you're good to go.

Date: 2015-03-01 08:48 pm (UTC)

The trouble is all with the archive, is what she said,

There's so many ways to say what people do in bed,

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be read,

There must be fifty ways to tag your ficlet.

Date: 2015-03-02 08:18 pm (UTC)

She said, it's really not my habit to appear

Like some Magix Pixie Dreamgirl to whisper in your ear,

But I'll repeat myself in case it wasn't clear,

There must be fifty ways to tag your ficlet,

Fifty ways to tag your ficlet.

She said, it grieves me so to see you in this state

'Cause your hit-to-kudos ratio isn't doing great,

I said I appreciate that, and will you tell me while I wait

about the fifty ways…?

She said, why don't we both just sleep on it tonight

and I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light.

And then she kudosed me, and I realised she probably was right

There must be fifty ways to tag your ficlet.

Fifty ways to tag your ficlet.

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