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 ====== Officer Dumb Slut ======
-"Every precinct needs the Loose Canon, the Bright-Eyed Rookie, the Cop on the Edge with Nothing Left to Lose, and the Dumb Slut."
+{{ :ods.jpg?250|NSFW photo of man wearing nothing but open shirt, black gloves police badge on a lanyard, and mirrorshades, with a dildo aimed at his asshole}}"Every precinct needs the Loose Canon, the Bright-Eyed Rookie, the Cop on the Edge with Nothing Left to Lose, and the Dumb Slut."
 — [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/390021.html?thread=2293070469#cmt2293070469|Nonny]]
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 ===== The fic =====
-==== How dumb *is* Scott? ====
+==== How dumb IS Scott? ====
 "[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/390312.html?thread=2295010216#cmt2295010216|He's a bizarre mess]] that's evolved for a very particular ecological niche and can't survive outside of it. He is a dumb slut koala."
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 > [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/396706.html?thread=2336901538#cmt2336901538|“I noticed after a while,]] I wasn’t getting turned on anymore. Even if I tried masturbating, nothing would happen. But I still really liked watched the porn. For some reason, I felt like the people in the videos were there in the house with me and it was so nice watching them making each other feel good. I started having these really weird thoughts. I remember I was convinced that the porn people were using my bed, so I had to stay in the armchair I was sitting in. I wasn’t upset by that, I was happy that they were in my house with me. I’m sorry—I know that makes no sense."
-Nonny 1: [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/396706.html?thread=2336909986#cmt2336909986|"This honestly sounds like something from a Murakami novel."]] Nonny 2: "Murakami's *Hard-Boiled Dumb Slut and the End of the World*."
+Nonny 1: [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/396706.html?thread=2336909986#cmt2336909986|"This honestly sounds like something from a Murakami novel."]] Nonny 2: "Murakami's //Italic Text//Hard-Boiled Dumb Slut and the End of the World//Italic Text//."
 Scott can't figure out what a fucking machine is. [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/398700.html?thread=2351821420#cmt2351821420|"OK, I'm up to the part]] where Ryan gets the fucking machine out of storage and is like, "Guess what this is, Scotty!" and Scott's just...oh my god. The amount of time he takes puzzling over what this piece of equipment might possibly be for. He's literally holding a dildo that he's figured out screws onto ~something~ when this part happens:
-> Frowning, Scott glances at Ryan. But Ryan’s not giving anything away, just quirking an eyebrow at him. “Come on, Detective Jenkins. Put that brain to use.”*</blockquote>He can't, Ryan! You know goddamn well he can't! He's a dumb sex baby!"
+> Frowning, Scott glances at Ryan. But Ryan’s not giving anything away, just quirking an eyebrow at him. “Come on, Detective Jenkins. Put that brain to use.”
+"He can't, Ryan! You know goddamn well he can't! He's a dumb sex baby!"
 Same nonny: *[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/398700.html?thread=2351822188#cmt2351822188|Ryan watches Scott, thrusting his cock into him and wondering what Scott’s doing. Letting Scott take his hand, he stays quiet as Scott turns Ryan’s wrist over. Unfortunately, it’s his left hand and his wrist is bare* [of a tattoo]. *Scott tenses up and lets out a choked cry, sounding devastated.* THIS IS HOW DUMB HE IS"
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 [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/399166.html?thread=2355114558#cmt2355114558|"The real porn people were the dildo friends we made along the way."]]
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