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john-boehner-resigned [2021/10/13 03:47]
nonnymousely I have been confused about this for years so I looked it up and made a page to point people to in the future. 		john-boehner-resigned [2021/10/13 07:22] (current)
nonnymousely [The Meme Thereafter]
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 ====== John Boehner resigned. ====== ====== John Boehner resigned. ======
 +
 +===== The Magical Night John Boehner Resigned =====
 On September 9th, 2015, Republican politician [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863257636#cmt863257636|John Boehner]] (whose name is regrettably not pronounced Boner) announced his resignation from US Congress.  On September 9th, 2015, Republican politician [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863257636#cmt863257636|John Boehner]] (whose name is regrettably not pronounced Boner) announced his resignation from US Congress. 
  
-Meme noticed, even though the reasons did not involve pigfucking. (The post title was Bae of Pigs, so the comparison was inevitable.) +[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?view=top-only&page=6|Meme noticed]], even though the reasons did not involve pigfucking. (The post title was Bae of Pigs, so the comparison was inevitable.) 
  
 +{{ :ioanneserectio.png?400|}}
 >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863200292#cmt863200292|US Politics: John Boehner is out!]]// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863200292#cmt863200292|US Politics: John Boehner is out!]]//
 > >
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 > >
 >//Drink lots of water and don't drunk-text John Boehner.// >//Drink lots of water and don't drunk-text John Boehner.//
->+
 >//Do you think John Bonner was drunk when he quit congress?// >//Do you think John Bonner was drunk when he quit congress?//
->+
 >//Who?// >//Who?//
->+
 >//Speaker for the House (leader if the House of Representatives in US congress) who announced today that he's resigning.// >//Speaker for the House (leader if the House of Representatives in US congress) who announced today that he's resigning.//
->+
 >//Is there a post about the announcement?// >//Is there a post about the announcement?//
->+
 >//I can dig it up for you when I come back from the meme break I'm about to announce.// >//I can dig it up for you when I come back from the meme break I'm about to announce.//
  
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 > >
 >//CONCILIUM PLEBIS IOANNES ERECTIO DESERUIT!// >//CONCILIUM PLEBIS IOANNES ERECTIO DESERUIT!//
->+
 >//SIMIA ES, CAESAR DIXIT// >//SIMIA ES, CAESAR DIXIT//
-> +
->[...] +
-> +
 >//NONNIES, CRITTERS, GENTLEFAILERS, LEND ME YOUR EARS!// >//NONNIES, CRITTERS, GENTLEFAILERS, LEND ME YOUR EARS!//
->+
 >//ET TU, SOLARICULUM?// >//ET TU, SOLARICULUM?//
-> +
->[..] +
->+
 >//CARTHAGO DELENDA EST!// >//CARTHAGO DELENDA EST!//
->+
 >//...there's always one.// >//...there's always one.//
  
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 > >
 >//I'm scared// >//I'm scared//
->+
 >//You should be. John Boehner is terrifying with his orange skin and acid tears.// >//You should be. John Boehner is terrifying with his orange skin and acid tears.//
->+
 >//Meme turned into either teenage boys or hms_anon.// >//Meme turned into either teenage boys or hms_anon.//
->+
 >//Haha BONER.// >//Haha BONER.//
->+
 >//Teenage boys then.// >//Teenage boys then.//
->+
 >//Current politics is too terrible to contemplate without pigfuck joke and boner puns.// >//Current politics is too terrible to contemplate without pigfuck joke and boner puns.//
  
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 >//What is your favorite bone, nonnies? Can be your bone, can be a bone generally found in humans, can be a bone generally not found in humans, can be a bone you think ought to be found in humans. Tell us what you love about this bone!// >//What is your favorite bone, nonnies? Can be your bone, can be a bone generally found in humans, can be a bone generally not found in humans, can be a bone you think ought to be found in humans. Tell us what you love about this bone!//
  
->//[[|]]//+>//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863418404#cmt863418404|Need a boner?]]//
 > >
->////+>//I'll be your donor// 
 +> 
 +>//Name is Mr Right// 
 + 
 +>//We've got plenty, thanks.//
  
->//[[|]]//+>//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863431460#cmt863431460|Switch your fave's name or surname to Boner]]//
 > >
->////+>//What do you get?//
  
->//[[|]]//+>//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863436068#cmt863436068|BOEHNER HAS LEFT THE BUILDING]]//
 > >
->////+>//He's alive, I saw him pumping gas in Jackson Hole.//
  
->//[[|]]//+There was a brief foray into alternate mod naming conventions 
 + 
 +>//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863436836#cmt863436836|Switch part of a sunny's name to boner]]//
 > >
->////+>//sunnycamehome2boner// 
 + 
 +>//boneUrSunny// 
 + 
 +>//SA That should have been BonUrSunny .... BonurSunny ... no, hell, that doesn't look right either....// 
 + 
 +>//bonerimprudent// 
 + 
 +>//sunnyyellowboner//
  
->//[[|]]//+>//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863443492#cmt863443492|Put a boner in your least fav's name]]//
 > >
->////+>//Or your NOTP's ship name.//
  
->//[[|]]//+>//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863445540#cmt863445540|Farewell, post!]]//
 > >
->////+>//I know many nonnies are getting sick of the silliness but I will be a little sad to leave this post behind. I love the rare occasions when all meme just goes bonkers for a bit.// 
 + 
 +>//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863463716#cmt863463716|BONER LINE]]// 
 +> 
 +>//For maximum comedy, we should stop all Boner/Boehner jokes here.// 
 + 
 +>//No promises.// 
 + 
 +>//I don't expect it to work, really, but you never know if you don't try.// 
 + 
 +===== The Meme Thereafter ===== 
 + 
 +"John Boehner resigned" has become a meme meme, often typed in response to several nonnies providing the same information in rapid succession. 
  
 +The event itself is sometimes referred to as IOANNES ERECTIO, for the Latin thread. 
  
 {{tag>todo jargon jargon:memes}} {{tag>todo jargon jargon:memes}}
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