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-In the vein of [[derailing-porn]], some nonnies reply to particularly tiresome [[famous-trolls-of-ffa|recognizable trolls]] with derailing links to cute animals picture. +====== Capybaras ====== 
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 +{{ :1.4-zoo-capybaras-2.jpg?300|two capybaras rubbing noses}}In the vein of [[derailing-porn|derailing porn]], some nonnies reply to particularly tiresome [[famous-trolls-of-ffa|recognizable trolls]] with derailing links to cute animals picture. 
  
 The first such troll, Fog Warriors Anon (a dedicated hater of Fenris from [[dragon-age-wank|Dragon Age]]) is customarily met with capybaras—sometimes [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/417892.html?thread=2476161124#cmt2476161124|one or more in reply to every recognizable comment.]] Occasionally, [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/335519.html?thread=1936647583#cmt1936647583|it’s capybara facts rather than pictures.]] (Did you know that the Catholic Church [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/335519.html?thread=1936654495#cmt1936654495|used to classify capybaras as fish?]]) On one memorable occasion, this led to a discussion of [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/440848.html?thread=2625927696#cmt2625927696|Fenris lassoing capybaras.]] And of course, who could fail to mention [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/335519.html?thread=1936844959#cmt193|Fenris/capybara]]? The first such troll, Fog Warriors Anon (a dedicated hater of Fenris from [[dragon-age-wank|Dragon Age]]) is customarily met with capybaras—sometimes [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/417892.html?thread=2476161124#cmt2476161124|one or more in reply to every recognizable comment.]] Occasionally, [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/335519.html?thread=1936647583#cmt1936647583|it’s capybara facts rather than pictures.]] (Did you know that the Catholic Church [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/335519.html?thread=1936654495#cmt1936654495|used to classify capybaras as fish?]]) On one memorable occasion, this led to a discussion of [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/440848.html?thread=2625927696#cmt2625927696|Fenris lassoing capybaras.]] And of course, who could fail to mention [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/335519.html?thread=1936844959#cmt193|Fenris/capybara]]?
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 "[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/486317.html?thread=2922944941#cmt2922944941|I'm not the other nonnie, but I would like capybara pictures to squee over.]]" (The reply: "You have to write a 500 word dissertation on why Fenris is The Worst, first. Accuracy and canon compliancy not required." Several nonnies made attempts, and were rewarded.)  "[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/486317.html?thread=2922944941#cmt2922944941|I'm not the other nonnie, but I would like capybara pictures to squee over.]]" (The reply: "You have to write a 500 word dissertation on why Fenris is The Worst, first. Accuracy and canon compliancy not required." Several nonnies made attempts, and were rewarded.) 
  
-Other times, nonnies[[http://example.com|External Link]] ruefully admit that they have been drawn into conversation with FWA with [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/342881.html?thread=1984170593#cmt198|a request for a capybara]].+Other times, nonnies ruefully admit that they have been drawn into conversation with FWA with [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/342881.html?thread=1984170593#cmt198|a request for a capybara]].
  
 Nonnies who provide this service in are sometimes called [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/417892.html?thread=2476291940#cmt247|capybaristas.]] When the capybaristas are late to a thread involving FWA, other nonnies may [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/335519.html?thread=1936608927#cmt193|call for them]]. Nonnies who provide this service in are sometimes called [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/417892.html?thread=2476291940#cmt247|capybaristas.]] When the capybaristas are late to a thread involving FWA, other nonnies may [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/335519.html?thread=1936608927#cmt193|call for them]].
  
-A similarly single-minded hater of Detroit: Become Human (specifically, the character Connor and his “[[white-cock]]” pairing Hank/Connor) is [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/356336.html?thread=2070998512#cmt2070998512&expand_all=true |traditionally]] [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/357107.html?thread=2075729395#cmt2075729395|met]] [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/360521.html?thread=2098881609#cmt2098881609&expand_all=true|with]] [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/356436.html?thread=2071423316#cmt2071423316&expand_all=true|wombats.]]+{{:wombatsign.png?300 |}}A similarly single-minded hater of Detroit: Become Human (specifically, the character Connor and his “[[white-cock]]” pairing Hank/Connor) is [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/356336.html?thread=2070998512#cmt2070998512&expand_all=true |traditionally]] [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/357107.html?thread=2075729395#cmt2075729395|met]] [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/360521.html?thread=2098881609#cmt2098881609&expand_all=true|with]] [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/356436.html?thread=2071423316#cmt2071423316&expand_all=true|wombats.]]
  
-This is a something of a spinoff of the preexisting capybara strategy, done by the same nonnies[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/335931.html?thread=1940749371#cmt194|with a new cute animal for a new wank.]]+This is a something of a spinoff of the preexisting capybara strategy, done by the same nonnies[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/335931.html?thread=1940749371#cmt194|with a new cute animal for a new wank.]]
  
 "[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/357213.html?thread=2077248349#cmt207|It seems DBH anon is at it again. How long was the moratorium? Should we release the wombats?]]" "[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/357213.html?thread=2077248349#cmt207|It seems DBH anon is at it again. How long was the moratorium? Should we release the wombats?]]"
  
-Wombat facts were also invoked, leading to nonnies becoming concerned about the plight of the critically endangered Northern Hairy-Nosed Wombat. And a nonny adopted a [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/356436.html?thread=2071586644#cmt2071586644 +Wombat facts were also invoked, leading to nonnies becoming concerned about the plight of the critically endangered Northern Hairy-Nosed Wombat. And a nonny adopted a [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/356436.html?thread=2071586644#cmt2071586644|Southern Hairy-Nosed wombat named Meg.]] 
-|Southern Hairy-Nosed wombat named Meg.]] +
  
-Nonnies have also decided that wank about //Dragon Age// character Anders (foil to Fenris) should be met with [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/507533.html?thread=3064399245#cmt306|baby tigers]], even though there is no dedicated anti-Anders troll (though many nonnies who are willing to wank about him, none are as devoted to him as FWA is to Fenris). [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/403186.html?thread=2378397426#cmt237|Marmosets]] have also been proposed, but not matched to a troll or a wank subject. +Nonnies have also decided that wank about //Dragon Age// character Anders (foil to Fenris) should be met with [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/507533.html?thread=3064399245#cmt306|baby tigers]], even though there is no dedicated anti-Anders troll (though many nonnies are willing to wank about him, none are as devoted to him as FWA is to Fenris). [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/403186.html?thread=2378397426#cmt237|Marmosets]] have also been proposed, but not matched to a troll or a wank subject. 
  
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