Aug. 11, 2014: The nonny who started the Common Thread “Music recs” wrote, “The hills are alive with the sound of recs.” This inspired another nonny…
Locked in his room was a horny goatkin
“Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, lay me, oh!”
Naughty was the Tumblr of this goatkin
“Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, oh!”
Fans in a fandom quite remote heard
“Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, lay me, oh!”
A wa lolita in a petticoat heard
“Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, oh!”
A cute kitsune who was his dreamboat heard
“Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, lay me, oh!”
A yiffing hyrax and a billygoat heard
“Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, oh!”
A furry in the murrsuit of a stoat heard
“Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, lay me, oh!”
A wolfkin coming down the goatkin's throat heard
“Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, oh!”
One little girl in a pale pink coat heard
“Lay me, wouldya, lay me, wouldya, lay me, oh!”
She yodeled back to the lonely goatkin,
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY PINKIE-PIE PLUSHIE, YOU PERVERT!??!”