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--- squirrel-wank [2021/08/29 17:35]
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RedDeliciousApples Squirrel Nonny mention
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 ====== Squirrel Wank ======
-{{http://i.imgur.com/i8VYdV1.jpg|Squirrel from Happy Tree Friends with a pencil stuck in its eye}}On Dec. 11, 2015, a nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934667088#cmt934667088|linked mockingly]] to a [[https://www.facebook.com/StopSquirrelCull/posts/1139226369451597|Facebook page]] for a group upset that the European Union was culling grey squirrels, which are an invasive species native to the U.S. Another nonny, suspecting OP was [[w/page/103718433/Disney-Hating%20Anon|Disney-Hating Anon]], replied with [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934672208#cmt934672208|a comment that sounded like]] the unholy child of DHA and [[http://timecube.com/|Timecube Guy]]:
+{{ http://i.imgur.com/i8VYdV1.jpg?250|Squirrel from Happy Tree Friends with a pencil stuck in its eye}}On Dec. 11, 2015, a nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934667088#cmt934667088|linked mockingly]] to a [[https://www.facebook.com/StopSquirrelCull/posts/1139226369451597|Facebook page]] for a group upset that the European Union was culling grey squirrels, which are an invasive species native to the U.S. Another nonny, suspecting OP was [[disney-hating-anon|Disney-Hating Anon]], replied with [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934672208#cmt934672208|a comment that sounded like]] the unholy child of DHA and [[http://timecube.com/|Timecube Guy]]:
 //If Earth stood still, it would have mid-human, mid-vermin, vermin-up and vermin-down as 4 corners. Each rotation of earth has 4 mid-humans, 4 mid-vermins, 4 human-ups and 4 vermin-downs.//
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 //Ignorance of animal hunt harmonic cubic nature indicts humans as unfit to live on earth.//
-This wank was notable mainly for its highly inspired trolling and one-off jokes: [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934802768#cmt934802768|animus against people who hang the toilet paper the wrong way]], the observation that extinction is no biggie because //"////[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934689616#cmt934689616|Dinosaurs died out 50 million years ago and we still manage without them,"]]// the claim that [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934697808#cmt934697808|asexuals are causing pandas to die out]], [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934701648#cmt934701648|taxonomical pedantry]], a [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934736464#cmt934736464|shout-out]] to [[w/page/99813781/Keats-Hating%20Students|John Keats]], an [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934735184#cmt934735184|attempt at foreign policy crafting]], and [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934726736#cmt934726736|rape[seed] wank]].
+This wank was notable mainly for its highly inspired trolling and one-off jokes: [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934802768#cmt934802768|animus against people who hang the toilet paper the wrong way]], the observation that extinction is no biggie because //"////[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934689616#cmt934689616|Dinosaurs died out 50 million years ago and we still manage without them,"]]// the claim that [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934697808#cmt934697808|asexuals are causing pandas to die out]], [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934701648#cmt934701648|taxonomical pedantry]], a [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934736464#cmt934736464|shout-out]] to [[keats-hating-students|John Keats]], an [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934735184#cmt934735184|attempt at foreign policy crafting]], and [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/172624.html?thread=934726736#cmt934726736|rape[seed] wank]].
+**Note:** Squirrel Wank should not be confused with a well-known troll on meme known as Squirrel Nonny, who tends to write word salad and eventually segues into bigotry.
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