Horsefucking Wank

“Rereading this, I feel that it perfectly encapsulates the energy of In The Hall Of The Mountain King, if In The Hall Of The Mountain King was a 400+ comment wank instead of a 2:40min orchestral piece.” – nonny

Horsefucking Wank started out on Sep. 12, 2021, as yet another variation of Warnings Wank. OP wrote,

All the bestiality talk this post has reminded me of that time a few years ago when one of meme's favorite fic authors dropped a pwp with untagged bestiality kink, I got upset and went into the comments to tell them to tag it, and saw that someone else had already left an upset comment and the author had responded by saying that they didn't need to tag it because they'd tagged it CNTW. So, what, you'll willingly tag the half a dozen other bog-standard kinks in the fic but the horsefucking is the one that gets covered under CNTW?? I'm over it, but it turned me off fic from that author forever.

This ignited 400 comments of wank over whether it was a dick move to use the CNTW tag, then tag anyway for various things but not for a very uncommon and controversial kink. It would have been an unremarkable Warnings Wank, complete with ridiculous analogies, especially food analogies, and references to past wanks. Except that it was about horsefucking. And it produced gems of comments like these:

“Bread, eggs, milk, CNTW [surprise horsefucking]” is absolutely setting a trap for people.

We know. We get it. We're saying it's still a dick move to tag for say, scat, and armpit-fucking, and sounding, but not horsefucking.

CNTW only covers horsefucking if it's noncon horsefucking. If everyone is into it, it doesn't apply.

What life do you live that horsefucking is on par with a cup of tea you left on a counter somewhere?

Like, it’s not a movie, there’s no DoesTheHorseGetFucked.com for fics that a few hundred people ever even read.

honestly I feel like one should always be prepared for unexpected horse dong.

There’s no Horsefucking Misinformation Act preventing writers from spreading unrealistic expectations.

I would be very offended that the author didn't tag for the magical self-lubing ass. There are people who have been sucked into those and never seen again. Does the author have no empathy for the voracious butt's victim's relatives?

Horsefucking is very much a Spanish Inquisition sort of event for the majority of fandom, I would think. Nobody expects it.

People may not have enough experience in reading horsefcuking to recognize the warning signs. It’s not like the horse is giving the MC a smoldering look and taking off his shirt.

AITA for using "Choose Not To Warn" on my fic?
/u/horsefucker69
Someone got upset at me in my comments for not warning them about the bestiality in my fic. But I tagged it CNTW, and horsefucking isn't even a required archive warning! I don't think I'm the asshole, but they're being really insistent and I'm starting to doubt myself.

Edit: The fic also had the tags Anal Sex, Blackmail, Rape/noncon elements, and Bondage

Edit 2: You guys know that bestiality isn't a required archive warning, right?

Edit 3: Fuck all of you entitled wankers, this is why fandom sucks nowadays, eat my horse dick

Finally, OP fessed up that there wasn't actually any horsefucking in the fic, just dirty talk about horsefucking. Meme was disappointed. I'm feeling very ”You EDGE meme? You edge it with the promise of horse cock???“