The Path Less Fapped-to By

(Anonymous)
2013-12-08 02:30 am (UTC)

Two kinks diverged in fannish wood,
And sorry I could not wank to both,
And be one ficcer, long I stood,
And took my trope as far as I could,
To where it bent in pubey undergrowth

Then took the other, kudosed fair,
And having perhaps the better tags,
Because it was warned for and wanted wear;
Though as for that the hotness there,
Had worn my wrist just as bad

And both that fandom equally fic
In tags no fan had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first kink for another day!
Yet knowing how click leads on to squick,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be reading porn with a sigh
Somewhere kudos and kudos hence:
Two kinks diverged in a fandom, and I—
I took the one less fapped-to by,
And that has made all the difference.

This was written in response to Anti-Kink Wank.