====== Woobie-Off Part 1 ====== The Woobie-Off was a bracket-style voting tournament to determine FFA's woobiest woobie of all time. The tournament lasted almost two months from inception to conclusion and led to passionate woobie campaigning, discussions, debates, and the occasional wank. Nonnies [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=753559525#cmt753559525|shared]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756446424#cmt756446424|their]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145056.html?thread=765875360#cmt765875360|differing]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145746.html?thread=770975570#cmt770975570|opinions]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/146572.html?thread=776334988#cmt776334988|on]] definitions and types of woobies. This is Part 1 of the wiki entry; [[woobie-off-part-2|see Part 2 here]], and [[woobie-off-vanyel|read about the winning campaign here]]. **Nominations** The tournament was first mentioned on May 22, 2015, in a [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/139712.html?thread=734057664#cmt734057664|Best Woobie of All Time]] thread. {{woobie_will.jpg?300x225}}The nonny soon to be known as Woobie-non [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/139712.html?thread=734538432#cmt734538432|posted]], I'm super unemployed and bored and thinking of making a March Madness-esque competition for best Woobie. I'd collect all the famous ones (and ones mentioned in this thread, and any others people want to suggest) and make up a bracket and polls… would anyone be interested? One or two nonnies said they were interested. On May 25, Woobie-non [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/140390.html?thread=739722598#cmt739722598|posted again]] in a separate thread; this time the discussion stretched into 215 comments. Working from a list of woobies pulled from previous woobie-centric threads as well as in-thread nominations, the goal was initially to [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/140390.html?thread=740025190#cmt740025190|narrow the list of nominees]] down to 64. This proved infeasible, and Woobie-non announced that [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/140390.html?thread=740154726#cmt740154726|nominations would start over]] via Google form. [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/140390.html?thread=740163174#cmt740163174|One nonny suggested]] aiming for 128 or 256 woobies instead. Other nonnies and Woobie-non [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/140390.html?thread=740166502#cmt740166502|agreed]]. Even at this early stage, a nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/140390.html?thread=740164198#cmt740164198|expressed concern]] for being matched against favorites early in the competition: I'd really, really hate for my woobies to come up against, like, Will Graham in the first bracket though. :( And others began some [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/140390.html?thread=740175718#cmt740175718|covert strategizing]]. Psst, wanna make an alliance with me, reality-show style? In the next post, Woobie-non posted the new nominations form, [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/140709.html?thread=740219557#cmt740219557|along with a summary of the competition format]]: It's March Madness, but in May and June and about woobies, not sports. But other than those minor differences, TOTALLY THE SAME in that they will both be narrowed down to 128 candidates and then voted on, bracket style, until the TRUE CHAMPION WOOBIE IS NAMED. (Note that these should be CANON woobies, and not purely fandom's woobified versions of non-woobie characters.) When [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/140709.html?thread=740322981#cmt740322981|brainstorming]] ways to cap the number of nominees, [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/140709.html?thread=740326053#cmt740326053|a nonny suggested]] separating woobies into different brackets for different mediums. [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/140709.html?thread=740351909#cmt740351909|Initial discussion]] of how to divide the canons ensued. One nonny expressed concern: But then we won't know the ultimate woobie. :( Another nonny reassured them with [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/140709.html?thread=740344741#cmt740344741|another suggestion]]: Well, the different media brackets can then converge in a deathmatch at the end! Because all we want for our beloved fave woobies is a deathmatch against our other beloved fave woobies. [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/140986.html?thread=741820602#cmt741820602|Nominations continued]] in Post 215, and Woobie-non [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/140986.html?thread=742449082#cmt742449082|announced]] on May 30 that all categories (Anime; Books and Comics; Movies, Animation, Game, Other; Television) were full. Nominations closed with a total of 256 woobies moving onto Round One. **Round One\\ ** On June 2, Woobie-non posted [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=746492355#cmt746492355|the brackets for Round One]] and encouraged nonnies to begin campaigning for their favorite woobies. There was some [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=746536131#cmt746536131|discussion of the voting criteria]]; consensus seemed to be to [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747300547#cmt747300547|vote with your heart]]. The shallow, mindless stanning of your woobie's other partisans is insignificant babble; your sympathy for your beautiful precious problematic fave is a sublime force that resonates through the cosmos. Subtract .5 points, then add a gazillion. Round One voting [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748206847#cmt748206847|began on June 4]]; campaigning continued in the voting thread. There were [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748256255#cmt748256255|multiple]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748268543#cmt748268543|subthreads]] about the Steve Rogers vs. [[w/page/71804927/%22Except%20for%20Loki%22|Loki]] match-up with nonnies doubting and defending each one's qualifications as a woobie, as well as [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748415743#cmt748415743|the significance of moral purity]] in judging woobies. One nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748277759#cmt748277759|brought up a concept]] that would be [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=753311205#cmt753311205|referred]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=754458267#cmt754458267|to]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143958.html?thread=759351894#cmt759351894|throughout]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145746.html?thread=770990162#cmt770990162|the]] competition: I've been imagining all the woobies housed together kinda reality TV mansion/Hunger Games Training Center/Kaiba Corp blimp/Olympic Village style and it is entertaining to me, because I guess I'm just easily entertained. Like, imagine the crossover scenario where you get about 256 of the most troubled fictional characters we could come up with living in close quarters together, including some of their own duplicates, enemies, dead loved ones, etc., who they've got to compete against! Including [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=754918811#cmt754918811|this commentfic]] of Steve Rogers meeting Jesse Pinkman and Will Graham. Voting and campaigning [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142213.html?thread=749629829#cmt749629829|continued]] in Post 220. Round One [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142764.html?thread=752407724#cmt752407724|results were posted]] in Post 221 on June 8. Among the eliminated woobies were Ushio Kazama and Akari Akaza, who both received less than ten votes. Remus Lupin was an early favorite with 142 votes. **Round One Anime Campaign Posts:{{woobie_homura.jpg?300x169}}** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=746631875#cmt746631875|Luna Tsukuyomi (Day Break Illusion) and Haru Ichinose (Akuma no Riddle)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=746770115#cmt746770115|Uchiha Itachi (Naruto)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=746792643#cmt746792643|Ai Aistin (Sunday Without God)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=746991043#cmt746991043|Homura Akemi (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)]] ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748884735#cmt748884735|and another]]) * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747046339#cmt747046339|Ryou Bakura (Yu-Gi-Oh)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747243971#cmt747243971|Lenalee Lee (D. Gray-man)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747262403#cmt747262403|Allen Walker (D. Gray-man)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747437507#cmt747437507|Asato Tsuzuki (Yami no Matsuei)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747723459#cmt747723459|Jaden Yuki (Yu-Gi-Oh)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142213.html?thread=749686661#cmt749686661|Menchi (Excel Saga)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142213.html?thread=749915525#cmt749915525|Aoi Akira (WIXOSS)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142213.html?thread=750711173#cmt750711173|Tohru (Shiki)]] **Round One Books & Comics Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=746597315#cmt746597315|Kid Loki (Marvel 616)]] ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748233727#cmt748233727|and another]]) * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=746720963#cmt746720963|Lisbeth Salander (Millennium Trilogy)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=746795715#cmt746795715|Remus Lupin (Harry Potter Series)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747054531#cmt747054531|Hannibal Sefton (Benjamin January Mysteries)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747093699#cmt747093699|Peter Parker (Marvel Ultimate Verse)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747155907#cmt747155907|FitzChivalry Farseer (Farseer Novels)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747258819#cmt747258819|Laurent and Aimeric (Captive Prince)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747260611#cmt747260611|Amy Dallon (Worm)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747390659#cmt747390659|Vargen (Bamse)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747431107#cmt747431107|Maia (The Goblin Emperor)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747803587#cmt747803587|Matt Murdock (Marvel 616)]] ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=749508607#cmt749508607|and another]]) * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748279295#cmt748279295|Aymar de la Rocheterie (The Wounded Name)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748457215#cmt748457215|Leez Haias (Kubera)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=749390335#cmt749390335|Vanyel Ashkevron (The Last Herald-Mage)]] ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142213.html?thread=749934213#cmt749934213|and another]]) **Round One Movies, Games, Animation, & Other Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=746557635#cmt746557635|Lapis (Steven Universe)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=746799043#cmt746799043|Mark Cohen (Rent)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747183299#cmt747183299|Elsa (Frozen)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747253699#cmt747253699|Fenris (Dragon Age II)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747358915#cmt747358915|Nageki Fujishiro (Hatoful Boyfriend)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747491523#cmt747491523|Holly Martins (The Third Man)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747172291#cmt747172291|Korra (Legend of Korra)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748279807#cmt748279807|Capable or Nux (Mad Max: Fury Road)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748228863#cmt748228863|Eleanor Lamb (Bioshock Infinite)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748296191#cmt748296191|Steve Rogers (Marvel Cinematic Universe)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748334847#cmt748334847|Kazuaki Nanaki (Hatoful Boyfriend Holiday Star)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748380927#cmt748380927|Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal Rising)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748848127#cmt748848127|Hyun-ae (Analogue: A Hate Story)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748850175#cmt748850175|Mr. Eaten (Fallen London)]] **Round One Television Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747304387#cmt747304387|Tommy Donnelly (The Black Donnellys)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=746579651#cmt746579651|Will Graham (NBC Hannibal)]] ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142213.html?thread=749648773#cmt749648773|and another]]) * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=746750659#cmt746750659|Aaron Livesy (Emmerdale)]] ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142213.html?thread=750231685#cmt750231685|and another]]) * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=746753219#cmt746753219|Dean Winchester (Supernatural)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747315395#cmt747315395|Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad)]] ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748253951#cmt748253951|and another]]) * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747318211#cmt747318211|Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747325891#cmt747325891|Eliot Spencer (Leverage)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747462851#cmt747462851|Desmond Hume (Lost)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747552451#cmt747552451|Lex Luthor (Smallville)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/141763.html?thread=747570371#cmt747570371|Callie Jacob (The Fosters)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748287743#cmt748287743|Pyotr III Fyodorovich (Catherine)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748440575#cmt748440575|Sam Tyler (Life on Mars)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748629759#cmt748629759|Benton Fraser (Due South)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142079.html?thread=748798975#cmt748798975|The Eighth Doctor (Doctor Who)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142213.html?thread=749771653#cmt749771653|Derek Hale (Teen Wolf)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142213.html?thread=751077765#cmt751077765|Sam Winchester (Supernatural)]] **Round Two** I'm grinning my head off over here, IDEK. I've gotten what I wanted out of this contest -- my fave is in round 2 in a no-holds-barred pathetic-off with dogmeat. Excellent. - [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142764.html?thread=752426412#cmt752426412|A Ryou Bakura Nonny]] Round Two campaigning began in the [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142764.html?thread=752407724#cmt752407724|Round One results]] thread. Round Two voting [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=752805861#cmt752805861|opened up on June 9]]. The Ryou Bakura vs. Menchi match-up inspired a [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142764.html?thread=752739244#cmt752739244|crossover plot bunny]] in which Bakura adopts Menchi. [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756440792#cmt756440792|The completed fic was later posted to AO3]]. Discussion of Edith Crawley's victory over Sherlock Holmes inspired an Edith Crawley/[[w/page/95862440/Salty%20Toplocker|Salty Toplocker]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142764.html?thread=752526764#cmt752526764|drabble]]: Sometimes Edith felt that so many of her relationship problems would be solved if only she preferred the company of other ladies. Alas, she didn't... but Salty Toplocker was no lady! Toplocker, or Salty to her friends, taught her that confidence took you so much further than looks. Nearly thirty and still unmarried, Edith worried she was unlovable... but Salty, a woman who claimed life began at sixty, and yet again recently divorced, taught her to stop looking for external validation. Subaru got [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=754406299#cmt754406299|his own thread]] in the next post, in which nonnies reveled in sad CLAMP nostalgia. With Round Two still open, Woobie-non [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=754420379#cmt754420379|suggested]] woobie Q&A sessions. [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755714203#cmt755714203|Round Two Results]] were posted in the same thread on June 11. The two closest races were Dr. Kenzo Tenma winning over Natsume Takashi with 50.8% of the vote, and Cubone winning over Kazuaki Nanaki with 50.7%. Will Graham and Remus Lupin's respective wins over Fox Mulder and Harry Potter garnered the most votes of the round. Waver Velvet was out with only nine votes. [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755730075#cmt755730075|Disappointed nonnies]] bravely soldiered onward. **Round Two Q&A Subthreads:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=754789019#cmt754789019|Lex Luthor]]: Ask about the baldest woobie! * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=754793115#cmt754793115|Jesse Pinkman]]: Any and all answers to your questions about Jesse, who tries //so// damn hard. * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=754793883#cmt754793883|Hyun-ae]]: Ask me about my beautiful sad AI wife. * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=754803099#cmt754803099|Will Graham]]: What is Will's situation re: dogs? * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=754817691#cmt754817691|Matt Murdock]]: The woobie without fear! Except for the stuff he is afraid of, like love and happiness. * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=754819483#cmt754819483|Vanyel Ashkevron]]: Ask your questions about Vanyel "I Can Telepathically Hear How Much You Hate Me" Ashkevron in this sub-subthread! * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755262107#cmt755262107|Elsa]]: I mean, this canon is pretty well-known, but. Just in case. * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755356571#cmt755356571|The Eighth Doctor]]: Nineteen years, three continuities, two hours of screen time. * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755359131#cmt755359131|Raven Reyes]]: She always used to be picked first. First for suffering. **Round Two Anime Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=752847845#cmt752847845|Sayaka Miki (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=752999653#cmt752999653|Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=753547749#cmt753547749|Crona (Soul Eater)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=753996261#cmt753996261|Ai Astin (Sunday Without God)]] ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=754582427#cmt754582427|and another]]) * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=754206949#cmt754206949|Subaru (Tokyo Babylon)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=754344165#cmt754344165|Lenalee Lee (D. Gray-man)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=755113957#cmt755113957|Mukuro Ikusaba (Dangan Ronpa)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=754665883#cmt754665883|Agatsuma Soubi (Loveless)]] **Round Two Books & Comics Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=752935653#cmt752935653|Francis Crawford (The Lymond Chronicles)]] ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=752965349#cmt752965349|and another]]) * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=752815845#cmt752815845|Vanyel Ashkevron (The Last Herald-Mage)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=753103589#cmt753103589|Julia Beaufort-Stuart (Code Name Verity)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=753509349#cmt753509349|Tobias (Animorphs)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=753627109#cmt753627109|Kid Loki (Marvel 616)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=752908773#cmt752908773|The Fool (Farseer Novels)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=753522917#cmt753522917|Laurent (Captive Prince)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=754860955#cmt754860955|The Little Prince (The Little Prince)]] **Round Two Movies, Games, Animation, & Other Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142764.html?thread=752509356#cmt752509356|Nux (Mad Max: Fury Road)]] ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=753772261#cmt753772261|and another]]) * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142764.html?thread=752581292#cmt752581292|Lapis (Steven Universe)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142764.html?thread=753274540#cmt753274540|Elsa (Frozen)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142764.html?thread=752696492#cmt752696492|Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=754099429#cmt754099429|Fenris (Dragon Age II)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=753556453#cmt753556453|Furiosa (Mad Max: Fury Road)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=754737563#cmt754737563|Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755124635#cmt755124635|Elphaba (Wicked)]] **Round Two Television Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142764.html?thread=752423852#cmt752423852|Tommy Donnelly (The Black Donnellys)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142764.html?thread=752486060#cmt752486060|Kara Thrace (Battlestar Galactica)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142764.html?thread=752608684#cmt752608684|Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/142764.html?thread=752768172#cmt752768172|Dean Winchester (Supernatural)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=753306853#cmt753306853|Derek Hale (Teen Wolf)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143077.html?thread=753328101#cmt753328101|Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=754784667#cmt754784667|Will Graham (NBC Hannibal)]] ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755043739#cmt755043739|and another]]) **Round Three** Why is Luigi advancing? Is this an irony thing I just don't get? - [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755723675#cmt755723675|A rightfully confused nonny]] By Round Three, some [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755803035#cmt755803035|early]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755760027#cmt755760027|favorites]] were starting to gain momentum. Round Three also featured some very interesting match-ups. There was [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755721115#cmt755721115|Jesse Pinkman vs. Lex Luthor]]... Lex Luthor best prepare to be CRUSHED like a bald grape. (wtf Jesse Pinkman nonnies, wtf) And the hilariously appropriate [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755772571#cmt755772571|Katniss Everdeen vs. Peeta Mellark]]. [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756300504#cmt756300504|Round Three voting]] opened on June 12. Standout campaign posts for the round included [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756334808#cmt756334808|the poem written entirely in fragments of Cubone's Pokedex entries]] and [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756312024#cmt756312024|the woobie fanmix for Vanyel Ashkevron]]. Dean Winchester got [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756600792#cmt756600792|a haiku ballad]]. Hyun-ae [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756622296#cmt756622296|was described as]] "basically a Magikarp that evolves into robot Gyarados!" Vegetable-eating wank showed up for [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756982488#cmt756982488|a brief subthread]]. One nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=757097432#cmt757097432|responded]], Fuck it, I love vegetables. I love great big salads and peppers stuffed with roat vegetables and vegetable curry. A female woobie to me is like a tomato carved to look like a rose. I'm like Freddie Lounds when it comes to vegetables. Fill me on up. [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143958.html?thread=759351894#cmt759351894|Round Three results]] were posted June 15. Cubone once again won an extremely tight race, beating Hyun-ae with only 50.6% of the vote. Jesse Pinkman won his hotly contested race against Lex Luthor, and Katniss reluctantly beat Peeta in the Books & Comics category. Both remaining [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143958.html?thread=759458390#cmt759458390|Wanda Maximoffs]] were eliminated. **Round Three Anime Campaign Posts:{{woobie_cassandra.jpg?251x275}}** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755882907#cmt755882907|Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756452568#cmt756452568|Crona (Soul Eater)\\ ]] **Round Three Books & Comics Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755796379#cmt755796379|Remus Lupin (Harry Potter Series)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755791003#cmt755791003|Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755831963#cmt755831963|Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756312024#cmt756312024|Vanyel Ashkevron (The Last Herald-Mage)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756335320#cmt756335320|The Little Prince (The Little Prince)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756741080#cmt756741080|X-23/Laura Kinney (Marvel 616)]] **Round Three Movies, Games, Animation, & Other Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756334808#cmt756334808|Cubone (Pokemon)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756462040#cmt756462040|Luigi (Mario Series)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756520152#cmt756520152|Hyun-ae (Analogue: A Hate Story)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756954328#cmt756954328|Elsa (Frozen)]] **Round Three Television Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143259.html?thread=755796635#cmt755796635|Lex Luthor (Smallville)]] ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756764120#cmt756764120|and another]]) ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756887512#cmt756887512|and another]]) * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756600792#cmt756600792|Dean Winchester (Supernatural)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143576.html?thread=756845272#cmt756845272|Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad)]] **Round Four** [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143958.html?thread=759352662#cmt759352662|As Round Four began]], Woobie-non pointed out a couple of match-ups to watch out for. Will Graham and Sansa Stark faced off in the Television category, both of whom had consistently pulled over 100 votes per round. In the Books & Comics category, popular favorites Remus Lupin and Vanyel Ashkevron were pitted against each other. Woobie-non also asked nonnies to provide [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/144221.html?thread=761581149#cmt761581149|a picture and a one-sentence summary]] of their woobie's woobiness to include in future polls. As in Round Three, Round Four saw the most campaigning in the Books & Comics category. Results were [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145056.html?thread=765854624#cmt765854624|posted on June 22]]. Most races were fairly close; the only woobies to win with 60% or more of the vote were Anthy Himemiya, Tobias, Zuko, Cubone, Octavia, and Jesse Pinkman. Will Graham's victory over Sansa Stark was with a .6% difference. **Round Four Anime Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143958.html?thread=760617046#cmt760617046|Dr. Kenzo Tenma (Naoki Urasawa's Monster)]] **Round Four Books & Comics Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143958.html?thread=759404118#cmt759404118|Vanyel Ashkevron (The Last Herald-Mage)]] ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/144221.html?thread=761602141#cmt761602141|and another]]) * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143958.html?thread=759495766#cmt759495766|Agent Loki (Agent of Asgard)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143958.html?thread=759938390#cmt759938390|Cassandra Cain (DC Comics Preboot)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143958.html?thread=760296278#cmt760296278|Kid Loki (Marvel 616) + Agent Loki (Agent of Asgard)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/144221.html?thread=761597789#cmt761597789|Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)]] **Round Four Movies, Games, Animation, & Other Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/144221.html?thread=761294685#cmt761294685|Jean Valjean (Les Miserables)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/144221.html?thread=761494621#cmt761494621|Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)]] **Round Four Television Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/143958.html?thread=759455318#cmt759455318|Octavia (HBO Rome)]] ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/144221.html?thread=760903261#cmt760903261|and another]]) * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/144221.html?thread=761353565#cmt761353565|Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/144221.html?thread=761773661#cmt761773661|Will Graham (NBC Hannibal)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/144221.html?thread=762131037#cmt762131037|Sansa Stark (Game of Thrones)]] **Round Five** [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145056.html?thread=765854624#cmt765854624|Going into Round Five]], only four woobies remained in each category; the competition had narrowed from 256 to 16. The Anime Final Four were Homura Akemi, Tohru Honda, Dr. Kenzo Tenma, and Anthy Himemiya. The Books and Comics Final Four were Vanyel Ashkevron, Katniss Everdeen, Tobias, and Cassandra Cain. The Movies, Animation, Games, and Other Final Four were Zuko, Jean Valjean, Cubone, and Ellie. The TV Final Four were Will Graham, Octavia, Buffy Summers, and Jesse Pinkman. There was [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145056.html?thread=765861792#cmt765861792|a bit of wank]] over misspellings of Sanza Santa Sansa Stark's name. For Round Five voting, on June 23 Woobie-non [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=767025832#cmt767025832|attempted a departure]] from the previous Google forms, using Buzzfeed for the ability to include images and links. [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=767035304#cmt767035304|It didn't work]]. Woobie-non [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=767691432#cmt767691432|solicited suggestions]] for other poll sites to use; [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=767724456#cmt767724456|a helpful nonny]] revealed that Google forms allow images and links anyway. The nonny provided [[https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1b1PetRlUQxQQ4H_2-yq9FIDgFSQSqPRfnDfXsnXQSqk/viewform?fbzx=9047079901870026562|an example poll]]. Round Five voting opened "[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=767959464#cmt767959464|for real this time]]" on June 24. As Woobie-non said,{{woobie_zuko.gif?300x225}} If there is a mistake in this, I might actually kill all the woobies. Another nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=767968424#cmt767968424|conceded]], A fast, non painful death might be a prize for our poor suffering woobies. Nonnies discovered that female woobies [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=767969448#cmt767969448|were doing well]] in the competition. Yes! I'm counting 8 female woobies, 7 male woobies, and Cubone, who's a species so I'm not sure how to count them. I feel like the scales will tip more towards the male woobies in the next round though, and I'm okay with that. There were [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=768516264#cmt768516264|some concerns]] over multiple voting. Nonnies got a bit heated, with [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=768535208#cmt768535208|some]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=768537000#cmt768537000|accusations]] of cheating. The nonny who knew about timestamps [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=768584104#cmt768584104|concluded]], Well, I definitely can't prove I'm not an anon, especially not in Google forms poll results.\\ \\ I guess you'll have to live with the burning uncertainty of whether I genuinely believe that ballot stuffing is annoying, or whether my knowing something about how google forms work is a confession of guilt. One nonny posed an [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=768599720#cmt768599720|alternate explanation]] for repeat voting. And of course, as another nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=768543912#cmt768543912|said]], A true win comes from campaigning, nonnies, not from stuffing the box like George Bush on election night! Things seemed to settle down quickly; a later thread [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145970.html?thread=771879730#cmt771879730|asking about it]] got very little traction. Woobie-non posted [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145746.html?thread=770864466#cmt770864466|Round Five results]] on June 26. **Round Five Anime Campaign Posts:** * None. **Round Five Books & Comics Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145056.html?thread=765881760#cmt765881760|Vanyel Ashkevron (The Last Herald-Mage)]] ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=768426664#cmt768426664|and another]]) ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145617.html?thread=768730577#cmt768730577|and another]]) * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=767983016#cmt767983016|Tobias (Animorphs)]] * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=768070824#cmt768070824|Cassandra Cain (DC Comics Preboot)]] **** **Round Five Movies, Games, Animation, & Other Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145056.html?thread=766406816#cmt766406816|Ellie (The Last of Us)]] **** ([[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=767972776#cmt767972776|and another]]) **Round Five Television Campaign Posts:** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145056.html?thread=766385824#cmt766385824|Octavia (HBO Rome)]] **** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=767994536#cmt767994536|Will Graham (NBC Hannibal)]] **[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=767994536#cmt767994536|]]** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=768077480#cmt768077480|Jesse vs. Buffy subthread]] **[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=768077480#cmt768077480|]]** * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/145320.html?thread=768488360#cmt768488360|Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)]]**\\ ** The saga continues at [[woobie-off-part-2|Woobie-Off: Part 2]]. {{tag>todo events events:ffa_events}}