====== Wanking in Iambic Metre ======

{{ http://i.imgur.com/9HWotG0.jpg |The words "To wank or not to wank, that is the question", underneath marks of poetic meter}}

**Nov. 11-12, 2015:** A thread titled [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/168284.html?thread=908953180#cmt908953180|“Favorite Types of Drama/Wank”]] inevitably drew a [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/168284.html?thread=909026652#cmt909026652|response]] of, //“US-centrism with oblivious Americans.”//

Before long, another nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/168284.html?thread=909183324#cmt909183324|said]], //"I, on the other hand, have with this thread reached the point of being willing to// beg //the nonnies to consider, if not outright banning [[countrywank]], at least giving us a break where it all has to be in Latin or something."//

Yet another nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/168284.html?thread=909197916#cmt909197916|suggested]], //“I think we should force them to countrywank in iambic metre, other!covert Sunny.”// And so was born this thread (with a small haiku subthread):

[[http://i.imgur.com/oQVH45p.png|{{http://i.imgur.com/oQVH45p.png}}]]



{{tag>todo nonnywork nonnywork:poetry}}