====== The Path Less Fapped-to By ======

//[[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/73284.html?thread=347958596#t347958596|(Anonymous)]]//\\
2013-12-08 02:30 am (UTC)

Two kinks diverged in fannish wood,\\
And sorry I could not wank to both,\\
And be one ficcer, long I stood,\\
And took my trope as far as I could,\\
To where it bent in pubey undergrowth\\
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Then took the other, kudosed fair,\\
And having perhaps the better tags,\\
Because it was warned for and wanted wear;\\
Though as for that the hotness there,\\
Had worn my wrist just as bad\\
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And both that fandom equally fic\\
In tags no fan had trodden black.\\
Oh, I kept the first kink for another day!\\
Yet knowing how click leads on to squick,\\
I doubted if I should ever come back.\\
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I shall be reading porn with a sigh\\
Somewhere kudos and kudos hence:\\
Two kinks diverged in a fandom, and I—\\
I took the one less fapped-to by,\\
And that has made all the difference.

This was written in response to [[anti-kink-wank|Anti-Kink Wank]].



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