====== STILES HATES CONDOM ======

{{http://40.media.tumblr.com/3049dfa34c5cf0b9df4875428977666b/tumblr_ndvcqwfejo1snpcc4o1_500.jpg?275x275|“Stiles}}

**March 5, 2013**: A nonny started off the [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/51365.html?thread=237860261|WTF Summaries]] thread by posting this gem:

STILES HATES CONDOM. He wants Derek to fill him everytime they...you know. Stiles LOVES the sensation. Derek is a werewolf anyway, what disease he could possibly have? His mate needs to relax. Besides, it's not like Stiles can get PREGNANT. Right?

From then on it has [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/57768.html?thread=269458856#t269458856|always]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/55576.html?thread=260307736#t260307736|been]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/56701.html?thread=263295869#t263295869|known]] that STILES HATE(S) CONDOM.

**[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/128871.html?thread=667662695#cmt667662695|Re: Bang, Bang, Bang]]**

//Date: 2015-03-19 04:34 pm (UTC)//

Stiles hate condom\\
Condom hate Stiles\\
Till the spunk run dry\\
Let it spurt for miles\\
Let us burn like houses\\
Till the floods abate\\
Hate Stiles condom\\
Condom Stiles hate.

By the way, yes, [[https://archiveofourown.org/works/708701|the fic]] really exists. It seems that STILES HATES CONDOM is no longer capslocked though.



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