====== SJ Parodies ====== [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/31498.html?thread=142500618#t142500618|**The SJW Sorting Hat**]]\\ //2012-04-16 03:44 pm (UTC)// Someone wrote this ages ago on the meme, I saved it, and I think it bears repeating. For easy reference we've compiled\\ a short yet catchy song\\ to assess your life experience\\ and tell you where you belong. First, there's sparkly GLITTERBAG\\ where dwell the varied queers\\ be they gay or trans or merely more\\ questioning than their peers. Then there's Chromaticity\\ for those who aren't white\\ often asked to look over\\ things clueless people write. In Spoondom you will find your home\\ if you're disabled or have triggers,\\ be prepared to discuss traumas\\ and be judged by whose is bigger. If you belong to none of these,\\ join Privilege in a hurry,\\ just make sure to never mention if\\ you're poor or Welsh or furry. **%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%*** [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/32491.html?thread=146567147#t146567147|**SJ: a love poem**]]\\ //2012-04-30 04:22 pm (UTC)// Roses are red\\ But not every rose is red\\ You ableist, transphobic fucker\\ Go die in a fire Your mom\\ I won't finish this joke\\ Cause insulting women is misogynistic\\ Which is bad Trigger warnings?\\ I know those\\ Anything that upsets me\\ Right?\\ TW: Trigger Warnings\\ TW: Anti-OTP\\ TW: Discussion of gender\\ TW: Mentions of person I don't like I would say that's stupid\\ But that would be ableist\\ So I will say foolish instead\\ See what a good person I am? **%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%*** //[[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/12614.html?thread=53305926#t53305926|(Anonymous)]]\\ 2011-03-22 05:38 pm (UTC)// And would it have been worth it, after all,\\ Would it have been worth while,\\ After the sunsets and the dooryards and the sprinkled streets,\\ After the novels, after the teacups, after the skirts that trail along the floor—\\ And this, and so much more?—\\ It is impossible to say just what I mean!\\ But as if a magic lantern threw the nerves in patterns on a screen: Would it have been worth while\\ If one, settling a pillow or throwing off a shawl,\\ And turning toward the window, should say:\\ “That is not it at all,\\ That is not what I meant, at all.”\\ In the room the women come and go\\ Saying, "WELL INTENT ISN'T FUCKING MAGIC" **%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%*** [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/33949.html?thread=155429789#t155429789|**SJ: A Haiku**]] //(Anonymous)\\ 2011-03-22 05:38 pm (UTC)// Waah waah waah waah waah\\ Waah waah waah waah waah waah waah\\ Waah waah waah waah waah **%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%*** [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/39315.html?thread=178195091#t178195091|**SJ Opera: Winterfox's Habanera**]] //(Anonymous)\\ 2012-08-24 09:41 pm (UTC)// Hate is my favorite fucking bird\\ that I have easily tamed.\\ I turn on my fucking laptop\\ and he perches on my shoulder.\\ \\ Nothing can protect you, neither threat nor prayer.\\ One man speaks eloquently, one is silent.\\ All fall before my onslaught:\\ Shitstain imperialist racist fuck!\\ \\ Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!\\ \\ Hate is a moron YA reader\\ Too fucking stupid to know the law.\\ Love me not, then I hate you.\\ If I hate you, beware!\\ \\ The bird you thought you had caught, you turd,\\ beat its fucking wings and flew away.\\ You fucking idiot, you wait and wait;\\ Here I come! Colonialist weeaboo shitface scum!\\ \\ Shoot all the white people in the head!\\ Irish people are fucking Nazis!\\ Throw acid in the faces of my enemies!\\ You think you're free, but I still tweet.\\ \\ Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!\\ \\ Hate is a moron YA reader\\ Too fucking stupid to know the law.\\ Love me not, then I hate you.\\ If I hate you, beware! **%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%*** [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/48979.html?thread=225981779#t225981779|//(Anonymous)//]]//\\ 2013-02-01 07:21 am (UTC)// I fight against oppression, almost every day\\ on every part of Tumblr where I find that it holds sway.\\ I educate the masses, by telling them they're -ist\\ I know that's what they are, because I read it on a list. \\ My mind and heart are righteous and pure\\ and although I'm often yelled at, I will endure.\\ Because the masses cannot understand or glean\\ what it is to differ from the average and mean. \\ But what I will not tell you, is that my fight\\ although of course for all that is good and right\\ is mostly about me\\ for you see, \\ I am extremely special, and must tell you so\\ so that forever and ever, you will know:\\ general oppression and -isms are very very bad,\\ but when you oppress or trigger //me// it makes me //really// sad and mad. **%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%%%**%%*** [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/50749.html?thread=236041789#t236041789|**This Is Just To Say**]] //(Anonymous)\\ 2013-02-28 05:58 pm (UTC)// \\ I have cooked up\\ the greens\\ that were in\\ my CSA box\\ \\ and which\\ were probably\\ part of your\\ authentic cultural traditions\\ \\ Forgive me\\ they were delicious\\ and they\\ went really well with fried chicken {{tag>todo nonnywork}}