====== Shockingly Second ======

In February 2014, Sunnymodffa [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/80246.html?thread=381600374#t381600374|bestowed a seal]] upon a nonny along with the comment, "Shockingly Second…" That nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/80246.html?thread=381600374#t381600374|replied]],

Shockingly Second is somewhere in your thread\\
You don't need no ponies, you don't have to wank\\
Shockingly Second is here to provide you\\
Sweet critter lovin', Second's your fan

In August 2014, that nonny or perhaps a different one [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/101625.html?thread=502395897#cmt502395897|expanded this into a full filk]]:

Come out of lurkdom, join all the nonnies

Here, take my flipper, wipe the old wanks away

Show me your fandoms, you're safe and anon here

I know things were bad, but now they're okay

Shockingly Second is standing beside you

You don't need no ponies, you don't have to wank

Shockingly Second is here to provide you

Sweet critter lovin', Second's your fan

Nobody ever treated me kindly

FS died early, SPN_anon went mad

I'd find a meme and I'd start posting blindly

We'd all wank like crazy, but they were all I had

Shockingly Second is standing in my thread

He don't mock my earnestness, no kinks are banned

Shockingly Second is here to provide me

Sweet critter lovin', Second's my friend

I promise this meme will last 'til forever

I'm here whether you need to flail or vent

Please understand that it's still strange and frightening

But now I can fangirl to my heart's content

Shockingly Second, he nonnified me

Shockly Second showed me I can

Learn how to be more the nonnie inside me

With sweet critter lovin'

With sweet critter lovin'

With sweet critter lovin'

Second's my (your) fan!



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