====== Sherlock Wank Filks ======

In the midst of the nastiness of [[sherlock-221b-con-wank
|Sherlock 221b Con Wank]], [[sherlock-221b-con-wank-2|Sherlock 221b Con Wank 2: The Chafening]], and [[tjlc-vs-jleg-the-return-of-the-wankers|TJLC vs JLEG: The Return of the Wankers]], a nonny did their best to keep it light, mocking the wankers with beautiful filks.

[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/211956.html?thread=1170928372#cmt1170928372|Wanking away...]]\\
I don't know what's left to say\\
I'll say it anyway...\\
Today is not my day to remind you\\
\\
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank on me!\\
Waaaaaaank meeeeeeeeeeee oooooooooooooon!\\
I'll reeeeeblooooog in a day or twoooooooooooooooooooo!

-- 13 Aug 2016

[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/211956.html?thread=1171482868#cmt1171482868|it's like WAY-ee-aaaaaaank on your tumblr dash]]\\
it's a KU-dooooooos when you asked 'em for cash\\
it's the SCREE-yeen-caaaaaps of your deleted gaffe\\
well who woulda thought, it figurrrrres\\
\\
Goody Big Name Fan didn't like a ship\\
yelled about it online, threw an irl fit\\
didn't hear no dissent from her friends or her clique\\
and as the call-outs dug in, she thought\\
"the fuck is this shit"\\
\\
it's like WAY-ee-aaaaank turning into a feud\\
it's de-FEN-sive-neeeeess when you used to accuse\\
it's a FOLL-o-werrrr with special skills that include\\
well who woulda thought, it figurrres

-- 14 Aug 2016



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