====== On Whether Chuck is a Nonny ======

{{http://i.imgur.com/gUACryZ.jpg?0x346|cover of Chucks Dinosaur Tinglers” width=}}On Dec. 27, a nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/174665.html?thread=947267657#cmt947267657|declared,]] //“I am firmly convinced Chuck Tingle is a nonnie. Maybe a bunch of them. Or all the Sunnies. Raking in the dough!”//

The day after, in the “Write 100 Words of Kink” thread, [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/174665.html?thread=947421257#cmt947421257|a nonny]] wrote of a velociraptor in a [[Dashcon|ballpit]], leading [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/174665.html?thread=947430729#cmt947430729|another]] to ask, //“Has our lord and savior Chuck Tingle blessed us???”//

On [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/175526.html?thread=952914086#cmt952914086|Jan. 3, 2016]], a nonny brought up Chuck’s latest book, [[http://www.amazon.com/Creamed-Butt-Handsome-Living-Corn-ebook/dp/B01A4E0MD6|//Creamed In The Butt By My Handsome Living Corn//]]. Nonny: //“[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/175526.html?thread=952928166#cmt952928166|Not for the first time,]] I'm wondering whether he reads FFA.”// The thread included speculation about how much money Chuck makes from his books, whether “he’s” actually a collective, and whether his son really does edit his work.

in a [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/177956.html?thread=967854628#cmt967854628|131-comment Jan. 20 thread]] about Chuck’s latest, [[http://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B018ZZQKJQ/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8|//Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt’”//]], [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/177956.html?thread=967859492#cmt967859492|various]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/177956.html?thread=968283172#cmt968283172|nonnies]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/177956.html?thread=969070628#cmt969070628|wondered]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/177956.html?thread=967904804#cmt967904804|again]] whether Chuck goes here.

On Feb. 1, meme had [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/180613.html?thread=981065349#cmt981065349|a thread]] about [[http://www.amazon.com/Turned-Existential-Actually-Character-Tingle-ebook/dp/B01BA8IYKI|//Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be a Character in a Chuck Tingle Book//]]. It included [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/180613.html?thread=981476741#cmt981476741|yet more opinionating]] that Chuck is a nonny, [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/180613.html?thread=981223557#cmt981223557|more longings for lesbian dinosaur smut]], and [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/180613.html?thread=981396869#cmt981396869|the sentiment]] that //“Chuck Tingle is too beautiful for this sick earth.”//

In that thread, one nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/180613.html?thread=981073541#cmt981073541|said,]] //“One of these days Chuck Tingle is going to disappear up his own ass. ...I don't mean that in a bad way. It just seems like the next logical step.”// The bit before the ellipsis would eventually become the title of [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/194303.html|Post #418]].

On Feb. 5, in a thread titled “Prove Your Superior Logics,” [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/181239.html?thread=984874487#cmt984874487|nonny stated,]] //“Chuck Tingle corrected his grammar after we pointed it out and titled his next book with something we suggested. Obviously Chuck Tingle is a Gentlefailer.”// On Feb. 18, in [[TYWAU|“Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon,”]] a nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/183479.html?thread=996453047#cmt996453047|crowed]], //“Meme likes me! But meme is sometimes disappointed with my SPaG. Sorry, meme. :(”// Other nonnies suspected this was Chuck.

In the Mar. 12 thread titled “Our Lord And Savior Chuck Tingle Has Blessed Us Again,” a nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/186771.html?thread=1017974163#cmt1017974163|declared,]]

//Okay, that does it.//

///dons tinhat//

//I am now 100% convinced that://

//1) Chuck Tingle is a nonny.//

//2) Tingle either was here for the [[odes-to-chris-evans-butthole|Chris Evans' Butthole]] Thread in which the spacious-living-quarters-inside-anal-cavity notion was discussed at (hilarious) length, or else he dememed ‘butthole’ and found it.”//

[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/186771.html?thread=1018156435#cmt1018156435|Another nonny said]], //“Plot twist: Chuck Tingle and [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/ToplessRobot|ComicsNix]] are one and the same.”//

Meme’s [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/193969.html?thread=1062087345#cmt1062087345|Apr. 27 discussion]] of [[https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4gptv8/i_am_dr_chuck_tingle_2016_hugo_awards_nominee_for/|Chuck’s Ask Me Anything thread on Reddit]] included more speculation about his nonnyhood, especially after Redditors posed the following questions and Chuck answered them:

  * “[[https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4gptv8/i_am_dr_chuck_tingle_2016_hugo_awards_nominee_for/d2jo1dt|Tingle, be honest with me.]] Are you a nonnie? Blink twice if yes.”
  * “[[https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4gptv8/i_am_dr_chuck_tingle_2016_hugo_awards_nominee_for/d2jpqm5|Dr. Tingle,]] what kind of [[salad-dressing-wank-of-christmas-eve-2013|salad]] [[Springs1|dressing]] would you feel can contribute the most to intercourse?”
  * “[[https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4gptv8/i_am_dr_chuck_tingle_2016_hugo_awards_nominee_for/d2jpzc3|How do you feel]] about [[seals]], Dr. Tingle?”
  * “[[https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4gptv8/i_am_dr_chuck_tingle_2016_hugo_awards_nominee_for/d2jrdb7|Will you ever write]] a Tingler about lady buckaroos?”



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