====== Nonnie the Wanker ======

**Dec. 2, 2014:** After [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/113946.html?thread=579329050#cmt579329050|an autocorrect fail]] that turned "Nonnie" to "Minnie," another anon came up with "Nonnie the Wanker," set to the tune of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mq4UT4VnbE|Minnie the Moocher"]]:

//Folks, here's a story about Nonnie the wanker\\
She was a lowdown gentlefailer\\
She was the roughest, toughest anon\\
But Nonnie had a wank as big as Dashcon//

//Hidee hidee hidee hi\\
Hode hode hode ho\\
Hee dee hee dee hee dee hee\\
A hidee hidee hidee ho//

//She messed around with mods named Sunny\\
She loved them though they were cokey\\
They took her down to Frozentown\\
And showed her how to troll the anons around//

//Hidee hidee hidee hi\\
Whoah\\
Hee dee hee dee hee dee hee\\
A hidee hidee hidee ho//

//She had a dream about the Mod of Spnanon\\
Who gave her things that she was needin'\\
Who gave her a home built of goss and wank\\
A hat of tin for fandom_wank//

//Hidee hidee hidee hidee hidee hidee hi\\
Hodee hodee hodee hodee hodee oh\\
Scurlivou scurlivou scurlivou rlivourlivu\\
Setetetete raburlutu scetete raburlutu toy//

//He gave her his trollhouse and his banning hammer\\
Each thread she posted had a dozen commenters\\
She had a million posts worth of TYWAU and anonfails\\
She sat around and laughed at them a million times//

//Hidee hidee hidee hi\\
Hooh whoaa oh oh whoa\\
Hidee hidee hidee hi//

//Poor Non, Poor Non, Poor Non//

The same nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/114238.html?thread=581818942#cmt581818942|reposted the filk two days later]] in the next post.



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