====== MCU Wank ======

A juggernaut fandom with at least two juggernaut ships (in the case of MCU, Steve/Tony and Steve/Bucky) will inevitably produce so many wank threads that it will be hard to keep track of them all.

[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/88088.html?thread=425316632#cmt425316632|This nonny]] has been tracking Steve/Tony and Marvel 616–related wank in FFA since 2012. That thread contains a daunting list of links. Nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/88088.html?thread=425292824#cmt425292824|believes]] that [[PervyFicGirl]] is very likely "Steve/Tony Hating Anon," whose activity faded out in 2012.

More recently (April 2014), and a little more generally, the [[Common-Threads|common thread]] "Unpopular Opinions" featured a wank about [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/74638.html?thread=198377102#cmt198377102|whether the Marvel Comics Universe is "shallow" or not.]] One month later, a nonny started a thread called [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/89424.html?thread=431279440#cmt431279440|//"captain America is an American pipe dream,"//]] which combined comics wank with [[countrywank]]. Highlights of this thread:

  * //"[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/89424.html?thread=431304016#cmt431304016|He can grace my American pipe dreams]] any time, unf. Speak freedom to me, baby. And wear more tight-ass clothing while you're at it."//
  * //"[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/89424.html?thread=431460688#cmt431460688|Captain America is just a vehicle]] for Americans to stroke their inner jingoistic patriotism boner, while still feeling like they're better people than those **other** guys who are **mean** jingoistic patriots."// — //"[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/89424.html?thread=431464016#cmt431464016|No, nonny,]] it's a vehicle for us to stroke **Steve's** jingoistic patriotism boner. Mmmm."//
  * Speculation about the hypothetical [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/89424.html?thread=431618896#cmt431618896|Captain Bosnia]], [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/89424.html?thread=431677520#cmt431677520|Kapten Sverige]], [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/89424.html?thread=431684432#cmt431684432|Kaptein Norge]], [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/89424.html?thread=431707984#cmt431707984|El Capitán Argentina]], and (inevitably) [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/89424.html?thread=431679056#cmt431679056|Captain Canada]]
  * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/89424.html?thread=431533136#cmt431533136|Steve himself]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/89424.html?thread=431940944#cmt431940944|gracing us]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/89424.html?thread=431504976#cmt431504976|with his]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/89424.html?thread=431485520#cmt431485520|presence]]

In spring 2015, the release of //Agent of Ultron// brought a brand-new flavor of MCU wank to FFA. [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/133791.html?thread=697527455#cmt697527455|This spoilerrific thread]] was the earliest example.



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