====== lowercase wank ====== {{http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/njzqv5gWt6k/hqdefault.jpg?400x300}} People who type in all-lowercase, and people snarking at them, "Are your shift and capslock keys broken?", are nothing new anywhere on the 'net. Not even extended wanks over the subject are new things. However, [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/79030.html?thread=376971958#t376971958|this instance]] (Feb. 11, 2014) may be worth mentioning because [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/79030.html?thread=377034678#t377034678|this comment]] — //"I don't read comments that don't have proper capitalization"// — netted some snark that segued into a delightful homage to Cole Porter. {{tag>todo wank wank:ffa-wank wank:language_wank}}