====== John Henry, the Pile-Drivin' Man ======

[[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/52370.html?thread=242997394#t242997394|This filk]] was inspired by [[kudos-wank|Kudos Wank:]]

//John Henry was a little baby,//\\
//Sittin' on his pappy's knee.//\\
//He opened Pappy's laptop and picked up a mouse//\\
//And he surfed over to AO3, lord, lord,//\\
//He surfed over to AO3.//\\
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//The beta said to John Henry,//\\
//"That Ice, she just went to town,//\\
//Gentlefailers over at An Archive of Our Own//\\
//They layin' some kudos on down, down, down,//\\
//They layin' some kudos on down."//\\
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//John Henry said to his beta,//\\
//"A fan ain't nothin' but a fan.//\\
//And before I let Gentlefailers drive that pile,//\\
//I'll die with this ol' mouse in my hand, lord, lord,//\\
//I'll die with this ol' mouse in my hand."//\\
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//John Henry said to the filker,//\\
//"Filker, why don't you sing?//\\
//'Cause this'll be the biggest wank you ever seen//\\
//Since HP or The Lord of the Rings, lord, lord,//\\
//Since HP or The Lord of the Rings."//\\
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//The troll that started the piledrive,//\\
//Zie thought zie were mighty fine,//\\
//But John Henry left Ice a thousand kudos;//\\
//And the troll, zie only left nine, lord, lord,//\\
//And the troll, zie only left nine.//\\
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//John Henry died at the keyboard//\\
//They buried him in the Sourceland//\\
//And every wank train that comes passin' by//\\
//rumbles "Yonder lies a pile-drivin' man, lord, lord,//\\
//Yonder lies a pile-drivin' man."//

It was [[http://fyeahffa.tumblr.com/post/45635974471/http-fail-fandomanon-livejournal-com-52370-html-t|featured on the Fuck Yeah FFA Tumblr]]



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