====== John Boehner resigned. ====== ===== The Magical Night John Boehner Resigned ===== On September 9th, 2015, Republican politician [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863257636#cmt863257636|John Boehner]] (whose name is regrettably not pronounced Boner) announced his resignation from US Congress. [[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?view=top-only&page=6|Meme noticed]], even though the reasons did not involve pigfucking. (The post title was Bae of Pigs, so the comparison was inevitable.) {{ :ioanneserectio.png?400|}} >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863200292#cmt863200292|US Politics: John Boehner is out!]]// > >//Resigning from Congress at the end of October, says Twitter.// >//Wow for a second I thought you meant of the closet.// A second thread was posted at the same time. >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863201572#cmt863201572|John Bohner Quits Congress]]// > >// http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/26/us/boehner-will-resign-from-congress.html // > >//Boehner will resign in October. He's the Speaker of the House of Representatives in the US. His replacement will be some other Republican, but this should be an interesting fight.// > >//What will we do without crying and tanning?// And then nonnies just kept doing it. Page 6 was almost entirely on-theme. >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863202852#cmt863202852|Congress, John Boehner Quits (Politics: US)]]// > >//Let's make more threads for this.// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863203620#cmt863203620|John Boehner Thread]]// > >//Let's Quit Congress Everybody// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863203876#cmt863203876|John Boehner Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]// > >//He Quit US Congress// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863212324#cmt863212324|Do Yea Ken John Boehner ?]]// > >//Who he?// >//Now he resigned from pig.// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863215652#cmt863215652|John Bohner resigns!]]// > >//In case someone missed it.// > >//I'm sure this piece of news would resonate more deeply in me if I had any idea who he is and why this is important...// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863222308#cmt863222308|John Boehner eroaa Yhdysvaltain kongressista]]// > >//Politiikkaketju.// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863226404#cmt863226404|John's Boner]]// > >//Discuss it here.// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863240228#cmt863240228| Did somebody quit something?]]// > >//Who? And what?// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863243044#cmt863243044|John Boner Resigns, Did Not Fuck a Pig.]]// > >//:)// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863245604#cmt863245604|THIS POST NEEDS TO END!]]// > >//It's full of boring boners!// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863251492#cmt863251492|To resign from congress would be an awfully big adventure]]// > >//And John Boehner is nothing if not an adventurous man.// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863254052#cmt863254052|Did John Boehner really quit congress?]]// > >//Why haven't we heard about this?// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863254564#cmt863254564|Quit things!]]// > >//In honor of whatever the hell is going on with meme right now, choose a thing to quit! Today is you day, nonnie, to give up on caffeine! Or smoking! Or watching that show you hate!// > >//Cast down whatever it is, and be free!// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863258148#cmt863258148|Joe Boner Blows Congress]]// > >//1, 2 and 3, all in one box-set!// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863263524#cmt863263524|John bones a pig]]// > >//Or was it Dave? So confused...// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863266340#cmt863266340|I wanna talk about Jon Snow's boner!]]// > >//I dub it... the Snowner!// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863268900#cmt863268900|Congress had a Boner as their Speaker!]]// > >//Discover the sordid underbelly of American politics! Boners left in charge! The Boner is wilted and resigned after being expected to participate in American-style Congress! The Boner has retreated!// > >//Details on Page 6!// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863272740#cmt863272740|I quit US politics]]// > >//There's nowhere to talk about it these days// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863283492#cmt863283492|There's a million things he hasn't done ...]]// > >//... and now he never will, because he's resigned from Congress. But John Boehner will never be erased from the narrative!// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863285540#cmt863285540|That was the plan ... to give you a Boehner.]]// > >//A John Boehner!// The page turned, but meme kept going. >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863294500#cmt863294500|Go home, Meme, you're drunk.]]// > >//Drink lots of water and don't drunk-text John Boehner.// >//Do you think John Bonner was drunk when he quit congress?// >//Who?// >//Speaker for the House (leader if the House of Representatives in US congress) who announced today that he's resigning.// >//Is there a post about the announcement?// >//I can dig it up for you when I come back from the meme break I'm about to announce.// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863301668#cmt863301668|Later, boners!]]// > >//First I was sad because I had nothing to contribute to meme's current theme. Then I remembered that the new Full House series is a thing that is happening and that I am looking forward to it.// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863308836#cmt863308836|This emphasis on boners has given me the idea for a new adventure in crime!]]// > >//Meme will rue the day it mentioned the word boner!// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863334436#cmt863334436|John Böhner, der Wixer, hat den Kongress verlassen]]// > >//Sogar der Tagesschau-Feed bringt's, muss also ein wichtiges Schwein gewesen sein.// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863337764#cmt863337764|John Boehner 吃大便]]// > >//哈哈哈// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863358756#cmt863358756|AUDITE!]]// > >//CONCILIUM PLEBIS IOANNES ERECTIO DESERUIT!// >//SIMIA ES, CAESAR DIXIT// >//NONNIES, CRITTERS, GENTLEFAILERS, LEND ME YOUR EARS!// >//ET TU, SOLARICULUM?// >//CARTHAGO DELENDA EST!// >//...there's always one.// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863378724#cmt863378724|Meme what's happening]]// > >//I'm scared// >//You should be. John Boehner is terrifying with his orange skin and acid tears.// >//Meme turned into either teenage boys or hms_anon.// >//Haha BONER.// >//Teenage boys then.// >//Current politics is too terrible to contemplate without pigfuck joke and boner puns.// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863409188#cmt863409188|Favorite Bones]]// > >//What is your favorite bone, nonnies? Can be your bone, can be a bone generally found in humans, can be a bone generally not found in humans, can be a bone you think ought to be found in humans. Tell us what you love about this bone!// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863418404#cmt863418404|Need a boner?]]// > >//I'll be your donor// > >//Name is Mr Right// >//We've got plenty, thanks.// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863431460#cmt863431460|Switch your fave's name or surname to Boner]]// > >//What do you get?// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863436068#cmt863436068|BOEHNER HAS LEFT THE BUILDING]]// > >//He's alive, I saw him pumping gas in Jackson Hole.// There was a brief foray into alternate mod naming conventions >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863436836#cmt863436836|Switch part of a sunny's name to boner]]// > >//sunnycamehome2boner// >//boneUrSunny// >//SA That should have been BonUrSunny .... BonurSunny ... no, hell, that doesn't look right either....// >//bonerimprudent// >//sunnyyellowboner// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863443492#cmt863443492|Put a boner in your least fav's name]]// > >//Or your NOTP's ship name.// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863445540#cmt863445540|Farewell, post!]]// > >//I know many nonnies are getting sick of the silliness but I will be a little sad to leave this post behind. I love the rare occasions when all meme just goes bonkers for a bit.// >//[[https://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/160548.html?thread=863463716#cmt863463716|BONER LINE]]// > >//For maximum comedy, we should stop all Boner/Boehner jokes here.// >//No promises.// >//I don't expect it to work, really, but you never know if you don't try.// ===== The Meme Thereafter ===== "John Boehner resigned" has become a meme meme, often typed in response to several nonnies providing the same information in rapid succession. The event itself is sometimes referred to as IOANNES ERECTIO, for the Latin thread. {{tag>todo jargon jargon:memes}}