{{ http://i.imgur.com/k9aiq3B.jpg?400|3 derpy cartoon fish }}

====== Fish Nonsense Nonny ======

One of our more benign and amusing trolls is a nonny who frequently starts nonsense threads, which are often fish- or ocean-themed. [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/100317.html?thread=494955741#cmt494955741|An early example]]:

{{ :fnn_intro.png?700 |"Title was HERE FISHY FISHY, text read: Sweet shining ones of sparkling depth, swim hither and yon be free in your depths / H20 depth, your fathomless ocean home / (ASCII fish) bloop splosh / Quite tasty you are with chips"}}

[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/100964.html?thread=499728740#cmt499728740|In a venting thread five days later]], a subthread OP was derailed with this (click image for full size):

[[http://i.imgur.com/poV6ge0.png|{{http://i.imgur.com/poV6ge0.png?0x250|}}]]

This inspired [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/100964.html?thread=499652964#cmt499652964|various]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/100964.html?thread=499684196#cmt499684196|other]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/103524.html?thread=515802468#cmt515802468|nonsense]] [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/103524.html?thread=515811684#cmt515811684|threads]] on [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/104465.html?thread=521938961#cmt521938961|meme]], as well as nonsensical [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/100964.html?thread=499699300#cmt499699300|replies to mods]]. The best such thread, however, was an untitled free-association one that began with [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/106160.html?thread=531482288#cmt531482288|"Tragedy of the Salmon"]] and just went on from there, for 116 comments.

===== Other appearances of FNN =====

**Dec. 22, 2014:** They swam by to say [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/116794.html?thread=595354938#cmt595354938|くコ:彡]] and [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/116794.html?thread=595388986#cmt595388986|Ｃ:。ミ]]. The latter had some nonnies mistaking them for our long-lost friend [[el-pulpo|El Pulpo]].

**April 15, 2015:** In response to the sentiment “Fish are nicer”:

//[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/133216.html?thread=694454624#cmt694454624|No some m and devour lower fish of food chain]]\\
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Not nice but Darwin ism surviving\\
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Does nice love exist in Darwin world of compete and devour of each other life form?\\
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I believe that YES, still is such love.//

**May 16, 2015:** Nonnies [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/138633.html?thread=727769737#cmt727769737|profess their liking]] for FNN.

**June 21, 2015:**

//[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/144796.html?thread=764875164#cmt764875164|flik flik]]\\
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I suround you but quick\\
in the light in the dark\\
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Will henceforth be all of same to you anyway\\
lightdark twilight all but faintly REDl\\
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an undulating small creatures swimfly in reddish sky flail\\
are horror or beauty?\\
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And now after all this do you care still of SHIFT KEY??//

[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/144796.html?thread=764875164#cmt764875164|**Jul. 17, 2015:**]]

**//my teacup sounds like the Ocean//**

//what has science to say//

Thereupon commenced a thread about [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/149362.html?thread=793057650#cmt793057650|"peoplemaids."]]

**The next day,** in the same thread:

//[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/149362.html?thread=793828722#cmt793828722|**Hey Landmaid**]]\\
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I would make to breathe the air in the kelp for you cos I think you're swell\\
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- yrs splashily\\
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Mermaid//

**Aug. 25, 2015:** Was FNN [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/155365.html?thread=830093285#cmt830093285|branching out into bird nonsense]]? //[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/155365.html?thread=830095845#cmt830095845|“Bird are skyfish, this I have told you previous”]]//

**Sep. 18, 2015:**

//[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/159724.html?thread=855739628#cmt855739628|Re: Fic Recs - Fishy Stuff]]\\
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AU where they working in cafe of seafood by sea tourist place\\
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the scampi is mystic scampi, at ideal fry temperature it awoke. speak secret wisdoms which lead then to adventures. when anoint with tartare of the ancients//

**Oct. 6, 2015:**

//[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/162722.html?thread=873960866#cmt873960866|if fishtiger]]\\
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swim out from my ear and across of galaxy//



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