====== Exhibitionism Wank ======

{{ :exhibitionism.jpg?300|man flashing his butt in one of many windows in a NYC high-rise}}At the end of March 2013, in a thread titled "Naughty things you'd kind of like to do," one nonny [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/53070.html?thread=247751758#t247751758|wrote]]:

//Today is a (relatively) warm, sunny day.//

//I'm sitting next to the window, which I'm thinking of opening to let in some fresh air.//

//I'm not wearing a shirt right now.//

//Muhahahaha! Mine is an evil laugh! Let's terrify the neighbors!//

She immediately got the reply //"Dude, don't sexually assault your neighbors. Geez."// as [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/50749.html?thread=234820413#t234820413|a recent wank on the subject]] was fresh in everyone's minds.

Regardless of whether or not the comment was serious, discussion continued on in the meme's usual earnest way. The discussion got into [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/53070.html?thread=247760462#t247760462|cultural differences between the U.S. and Norway]], a [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/53070.html?thread=247763278#t247763278|relevant legal case]], and [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/53070.html?thread=247769678#t247769|double standards between male and female nudity]] before [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/53070.html?thread=247787854#t247787854|the thread OP returned]] with:

//OP of this sub-thread.//

//I really don't believe how many of you people are wanking your little bottoms off over this.//

//The thread is "Naughty things you'd kind of like to do" and the OP of the whole thread said, "Having any assorted, this-would-be-fun-but-ill-advised thoughts today, nonnies?"//

//I'm not going to open the window with my shirt off. Jumpin' Jeebus on a Jet Powered Pogo Stick.//

//It's rude to my neighbors, who I do not despise.\\
It is illegal.\\
It's just a bad idea.\\
But it is hilarious to think about doing it.//

//I'm sure some of you are wanking because you like to "stir up trouble."//

//Early 1990s Usenet called, they want their trolls back.//



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