====== Derailing Porn ======

In the early days of meme, it was common practice for nonnies to derail a long, wanky thread with the most god-awful porn they could find (or write on the spur of the moment). Here's a list of notable examples:

  * [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/1013.html?thread=3361013#t3361013|Highlander/Methos mpreg "teddy bear" fic]]
  * [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/1013.html?thread=3378677#t3378677|Fox Mulder/Alex Krycek,]] with Krycek as a merman
  * [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/1013.html?thread=3440885#t3440885|Harry/Draco coffee enema]]
  * [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/1013.html?thread=3441653#t3441653|Harry buttseckses Snape,]] but it's a //spiritual// thing.
  * [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/1013.html?thread=3627509#t3627509|“Flippus Buttus”]]
  * //”[[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/1013.html?thread=3628021#t3628021|Feel yourself ovulating?]] Ready for me to knock you up again?" Jared asked dirtily, watching Jensen with fascination, imagining him even more full with his babies.//
  * //Mobile Suit Gundam Wing// [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/1013.html?thread=3454709#t3454709|interspecies mpreg]]
  * [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/1013.html?thread=3742453#t3742453|Ganondorf and Link]] from //Legend of Zelda//

This practice fell into general disuse after about the first year or so, so that [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/74743.html?thread=354192887#t354192887|this eye-destroying example from Christmas Eve 2013]] was a rarity at the time. However, derailing porn began to make a comeback in early 2015:

  * //"[[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/126661.html?thread=654308293#cmt65430|The closest yaoi was...]] Harry and Ron porking in their room! Luna and Hermione see this in real time and its real life porking!"//
  * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/122934.html?thread=632297782#cmt63229|What sex with Tyler Durden was like]]
  * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/122934.html?thread=631935798#cmt63193|Patrick/Pete from Fall Out Boy have fun with an ear of corn]]
  * [[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/122934.html?thread=631935798#cmt63193|]][[http://fail-fandomanon.dreamwidth.org/123518.html?thread=635363454#cmt635363454|OEA eats out OAA]]



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