====== Complaining about fandom trends in badly written Haiku ======

==== ITT: Complaining about fandom trends in badly written Haiku ====

//(Anonymous)//

2011-12-31 02:42 pm (UTC)

I love Steve/Bucky.\\
They are so fucking adorbs.\\
Why is there not more?

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So much SJW\\
All that remains is anon\\
What a fucking waste

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Why so defensive?\\
Someone's a little butthurt\\
Wah, wah, wah, oh and wah.\\
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(P.S. Your first line\\
5 syllables, it isn't\\
But thanks for trying)

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Oh the irony\\
Complain about syllables\\
And fuck up yourself

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//[snip very academic discussion about syllables in haiku]//

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A says it's Murphy's\\
law, or more accurately\\
it is Muphry's law.

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Anon, you sound just\\
Like Thomson - and like Thompson.\\
Saw the Tintin film?

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Why no Steve/Bucky?\\
One of the pairing is dead;\\
The ship name, Sucky.

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//One of the pairing\\
is dead//-- but which? It's comics!\\
They take turns, of course.

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Everything is slash.\\
Well, there's one chick writing het.\\
Bash all the women!

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Where are all the fics?\\
(There used to be so many - !)\\
PIRATE ORGIES! please?

**June 28, 2013:** [[http://fail-fandomanon.livejournal.com/60142.html?thread=281704174#t281704174|Another round]].

i'll wank the wank of\\
a hundred shippers shipping\\
stroke, stroke, stroke. grunt. sigh.



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